Best Of

When I lived in Woodstock, I sold my home to a movie star. She paid full price and didn't ask for a discount. She was dating an actor and he bought her an emerald ring at Tiffany's. When she caught him in bed with another woman, she took off the ring and flushed it down the toilet. Then called me. I told her it may be difficult, since the home had a 10,000gal septic tank which would need to be emptied. I called my buddy who owned the pump truck biz and he said he had done this before. He pulled up to the home and had a filter/screen setup to view and isolate larger debris. We found the ring in 5 minutes. I washed the poop off and told him to keep pumping. After an hour, he stopped and I returned the ring with a bill for $5g's. She paid it on the spot. Her temper caused another major repair in the kitchen when she threw a 14" cast iron pan at her boyfriend(same guy)after catching him with another woman, and broke the custom sink and faucet. I hope she learned how to select boyfriends by now.