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Santa vs. the Mod-Cons

Bob Vennerbeck
Bob Vennerbeck Member Posts: 105
edited December 2017 in THE MAIN WALL
So, this old dude is nearly homeless, what with climate change melting the North Pole -
but he's still doggedly trying to do his job. Tell me how he's supposed to deal with this instead of nice comfortable chimney:
ZmanDZororatioSolid_Fuel_Manrick in AlaskaRomanGK_26986764589


  • neilc
    neilc Member Posts: 2,707
    christmas card
    known to beat dead horses
  • Danny Scully
    Danny Scully Member Posts: 1,426
    :lol: I don’t have a fireplace chimney either (not a mod/con, chimney is only for steamer). I’m going to tell my kids Santa has a spare key :wink:
  • Bob Vennerbeck
    Bob Vennerbeck Member Posts: 105
    What with reindeer forage in short supply, this is how he got here
  • mikeg2015
    mikeg2015 Member Posts: 1,194
    You are asking why a guy that pilots a flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer, the lead with an illuminated red nose, that visits 100s of millions of
    homes to deliver of gifts over a 32 hours window, is able to get in? Mind you my 110 year old Victorian fireplaces have a cast iron damper and summer covers.. and the chimney is only about 10” square anyway since they just have small coal baskets.

    Dude... it’s probably magic. ;)

    Our Last house didn’t even have a fireplace and he still managed to get in.
    Solid_Fuel_ManLarry Weingarten