Santa vs. the Mod-Cons

Bob Vennerbeck

So, this old dude is nearly homeless, what with climate change melting the North Pole -
but he's still doggedly trying to do his job. Tell me how he's supposed to deal with this instead of nice comfortable chimney:

neilc

christmas card

Danny Scully

I don’t have a fireplace chimney either (not a mod/con, chimney is only for steamer). I’m going to tell my kids Santa has a spare key

Bob Vennerbeck

What with reindeer forage in short supply, this is how he got here

mikeg2015

You are asking why a guy that pilots a flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer, the lead with an illuminated red nose, that visits 100s of millions of
homes to deliver of gifts over a 32 hours window, is able to get in? Mind you my 110 year old Victorian fireplaces have a cast iron damper and summer covers.. and the chimney is only about 10” square anyway since they just have small coal baskets.

Dude... it’s probably magic.

Our Last house didn’t even have a fireplace and he still managed to get in.