Why My Hair Is Brown

That's awesome.
Last week my wife and I went to book a restaurant/hall for her moms birthday.
The coordinator,Karen,described things and my wife kept asking her opinion. I'm thinking, it's not her mother, what does she care? Now at this Polish restaurant they of course offered boiled kielbasa. Vile, wretched way to kill a cured meat. On the grill is the only way IMO.
When they were done talking and Karen stepped away, I asked why she gave a %$@$ about somebody's opinion who doesn't even know you or your mom. AND SHE RECOMMENDS THE BOILED KIELBASA? SOMEBODY SHOOT ME!
She told me Karen is the professional and your the dummy.
After, we went to check out the hall. There we met Ann, the Maitre d. Again, questions and answers and opinions. We're bringing such and such flowers. What's the best match table cloths and napkins do you think? What do you think about this? What do you think about that? Blah blah blah.
When we left, I had to ask again. Yes, I'm not very bright.
And again she told me, Ann is the professional. Your the dummy.
Funny thing though, whenever I do a project a home, the most recent was installing an AtmosAir ionization generator in my A/C system, she never fails to ask, "Can that start a fire?"
And I've been getting a #5 on top and #3 on the sides for years from my barber. I think I'm gonna ask him what he thinks. If he gives me the full out bullet head, I can tell my wife he's the professional. The dummy part I'll leave out for obvious reasons.

On some it turns gray, on some it turns white, and on others it just turns loose!