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Tuesday Funny

Mitch_4 Member Posts: 955
crew yesterday..the first truck would stop..2 men got out and dug a hole..got in the truck..drove about 50 yards and did it again..about 15 minutes later a second truck came along and 2 guys would get out and fill the hole..

After watching I went and asked the guys what was up?

they were part of the highway beautification team, and the guys who plant the trees were off sick...



  • Pat Clark_2
    Pat Clark_2 Member Posts: 102
    Well still Tuesday here, Wednesday for most of you

    4 Smart Cats

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

    The first man was an Engineer,

    the second man was an Accountant,

    the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and

    the fourth man was a Government Employee.

    To show off, the Engineer called his cat,"T-square, do your stuff."

    T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some

    paper and pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square,

    and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

    Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles

    of 3 cookies.

    Everyone agreed that was good.

    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."

    Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

    exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

    The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff"

    CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,

    ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    drank the milk,,,,,,,,,

    pooped on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    made "love" with the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,

    put in for Workers Compensation...............and

    went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............

    Pat (Alaska Time) Clark
  • Rollie Peck
    Rollie Peck Member Posts: 47
    Tuesday funny

    While we are poking fun at government employees - do you

    know what the slowest form of death known to man is?

    Getting run over by a County road crew truck.

    Rollie Peck
  • LarryC
    LarryC Member Posts: 331
    What is Orange and sleeps six?

    Department of Transportation truck.
  • Weezbo
    Weezbo Member Posts: 6,232
    *~/:) Thanx I needed that.

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