Tuesday Funny

Well still Tuesday here, Wednesday for most of you

4 Smart Cats


Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.


The first man was an Engineer,


the second man was an Accountant,


the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and


the fourth man was a Government Employee.


To show off, the Engineer called his cat,"T-square, do your stuff."


T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some


paper and pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square,


and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.


But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."


Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles


of 3 cookies.


Everyone agreed that was good.


But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."


Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured


exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.


Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"


The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff"


CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,





ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





drank the milk,,,,,,,,,





pooped on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





made "love" with the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,





put in for Workers Compensation...............and





went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............


Pat (Alaska Time) Clark

Tuesday funny

While we are poking fun at government employees - do you

know what the slowest form of death known to man is?

Getting run over by a County road crew truck.

Rollie Peck

*~/:) Thanx I needed that.