Sat. Joke

ScottMP

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington, D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airlines back on their feet. Since men of the Muslim
religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of
our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to
get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a
naked woman. We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry
would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton






<A HREF="http://www.heatinghelp.com/getListed.cfm?id=237&Step=30">To Learn More About This Contractor, Click Here to Visit Their Ad in "Find A Contractor"</A>

Brian (Tankless) Wood

Your'e nuts, Scott

But it'll work for me.

If you can talk the airlines supplying the "wettogether" into this, I'll buy a ticket.

Brian (tankless in the City) Wood.

Why am I up at this ungodly hr, A mosquito got in and bit both my knees....Nile Virus, here I come.

Online Sheriff \"Murph\"

that was great

> Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue

> S.W. Washington, D.C. 20591

>

> Dear Sirs,

> I have the solution for the prevention of

> hijackings, and at the same time getting our

> airlines back on their feet. Since men of the

> Muslim religion are not allowed to look at

> naked women, we should replace all of our

> female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims

> would be afraid to get on the planes for fear

> of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every

> businessman in this country would start flying

> again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We

> would have no more hijackings and the airline

> industry would have record sales.

>

> Now why

> didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have

> to do everything myself?

>

> Sincerely,

> Bill Clinton

>

>

>

>

>

> _A

> HREF="http://www.heatinghelp.com/getListed.cfm?id=

> 237&Step=30"_To Learn More About This Contractor,

> Click Here to Visit Their Ad in "Find A

> Contractor"_/A_

Online Sheriff \"Murph\"

that was great

give me a real howl when i seen it, have a great weekend mr. milne

ScottMP

Right back atcha.

> give me a real howl when i seen it, have a great

> weekend mr. milne





To Learn More About This Contractor, Click Here to Visit Their Ad in "Find A Contractor"

ScottMP

Right back atcha.

You have a great one two.