Best nicknames on HH, all time?

hot_rod

Frank from Philly was good handle. He had a great sense of humor and a way with words. Maybe a bit too edgy and opinionated for some.


Frank from Philly

once volunteered:

"I weigh 205 totally nude. I stand 5'10" totally nude. I am no longer in
demand, totally nude...

I yewsta be 2 inches taller, but I wore it off walkin' back and forth to the
truck, fergettin' stuff...

I am into bodybuilding, but only between my pelvis and my nipples... This
has caused me to become a roll model. An Italian roll model. Totally nude,
my body looks like an Italian roll. Plump in the middle, tapering to blunted
points on the ends...

Ellen Rose now requires that the lights be turned out before I enter the room
for "relations". 'Cause once she starts that laiffin', she can't stop, and I haffta
leave the room...

Hey. Why you wanna make me out to be a big Palooka? I ain't a Pollock!
Ah'm an Irish-Kraut-Dago. Mostly Dago. A true American mongrel that
looks Italian... Wit' a musstash... Though my last name is Hierholtzer, I look
like a pepperoni salesman. People think Ah'm lyin' when I tell 'em my name.
So I tell 'em that's the name the FBI gimme after the trial...

And yeah, Deniro looks like me. I ain't got a mole tho... He's got a mole
don't 'e?...

Ah'm gonna get one'a them fancy highender camriz pretty soon. Then Ah'll
take some shots 'a myself and put 'em up on the wall... Hey, if ya like me,
then good fer you. And if ya don't, then maybe you gotta turn the lights out...

Either way, I AM Frank from Philadel-phi-ay.

What a sin, oh Tin, to ever lose our grin, from fretting about what might have
bin...

That has nuttin' to do wit' what we bin tawkin' about. Does it? It just popped
into my head...

Well, I gotta go. Gotta get a shower. Rough day. And I don't want Ellen
Rose to see me totally nude at this computer. I hate when she starts that
fallin' down laiffin' an' all. It really ain't necessary...
"

Alan (California Radiant) Forbes

I "yewsta" have a lot of his words of wisdom, but after a dozen computer change-outs, they're gone. He was hilarious!

Thanks for the memories, hr!