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Chuck Norris Facts

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  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Clint

    Two things:

    Clint was born in San Francisco, that makes him "trendy"

    Bridges of Madison County

    "so you say them horses belong to them there pilgrims"
  • Mitch_4
    Mitch_4 Member Posts: 955
    Nothing like

    a good piece of hickory..
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    When Chuck Falls Into Water

    He doesn't get wet, The water gets Chuck Norris
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You guys are all wacked...

    No wonder I like it here... LOL!
  • Mitch_4
    Mitch_4 Member Posts: 955
    Chuck Norris

    doesn't bathe..dirt is scared to be on him...
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    It's all a lie

    Oh the humanity, oh the humanity
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    It's all a lie

    Oh the humanity, oh the humanity. Tell me it isn't so...
  • Cosmo_3
    Cosmo_3 Member Posts: 845


    Hahaha!!!


    Cosmo
  • Mark Hunt_3
    Mark Hunt_3 Member Posts: 184
    Here


    This ought to cheer you up.

    ENJOY!!!

    Mark H
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    I'll tell you,

    what I like about these long cascades. You know there's a new post somewhere, now try and find it! LOL...
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    The World Is Safe!

    Chuck disguised as a penguin takes care of Osama who is also disguised as a penguin hiding in Antarctica. The "slap of death" has been delivered! Thought you should know.

    Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.

    One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself. (Another favorite)
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Secret Photo Taken At The Norris Compound

    Awe inspiring, ain't it?
  • EJW_3
    EJW_3 Member Posts: 69
    Chuck

    Chuck with our troops in Iraq.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-h1vgIPSCA&feature=related


    EJW
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Chuck's Dream

    Chuck Norris once had a dream he ate a 25 pound marshmallow, when he woke up his pillow was gone...
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Oh Man,

    GIVE THIS POSTING A WELL DESERVED REST!!!

    Next!!!

    Dave
  • Mike Dunn
    Mike Dunn Member Posts: 189
    chuck norris

    I found this one. Way to funny.

    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
  • Mark Hunt_3
    Mark Hunt_3 Member Posts: 184
    Yah


    and JUST TRY to catch Chuck in a dixie cup!

    He's like steam. Expands 1700 times in volume!!

    Mark H
  • Jeff Lawrence_25
    Jeff Lawrence_25 Member Posts: 746
    well.......

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/en_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc

  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Yup,,,

    There's only one thing in this universe more powerful than Chuck Norris,,,his LAWYER! LOL...
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