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Jeff Lawrence_25
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*** wakes up with a huge hangover after attending the Christmas Party. *** is not normally much of a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. *** didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
*** had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! !
*** sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
*** takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then *** notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from ******** in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, ********"
*** stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His youngest daughter is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "*******... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked *******, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
******* replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . .. PRICELESS
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Way to go, ***!!!!
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*** wakes up with a huge hangover after attending the Christmas Party. *** is not normally much of a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. *** didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
*** had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! !
*** sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
*** takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then *** notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from ******** in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, ********"
*** stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His youngest daughter is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "*******... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked *******, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
******* replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . .. PRICELESS
==================================
Way to go, ***!!!!
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> or may
> not.....
>
> ==============================
>
> ***
> wakes up with a huge hangover after attending the
> Christmas Party. *** is not normally much of a
> drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol
> at all. *** didn't even remember how he got home
> from the party.
>
> As bad as he was feeling, he
> wondered if he did something wrong.
>
> *** had to
> force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a
> glass of water on the side table. And, next to
> them, a single red rose! !
>
> *** sits up and
> sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
> it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is
> the rest of the house.
>
> *** takes the aspirins,
> cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
> back at him in the bathroom mirror.
>
> Then ***
> notices a note hanging on the corner of the
> mirror written in red with little hearts on it
> and a kiss mark from ******** in
> lipstick:
>
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
> left early to get groceries to make you your
> favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
> Love, ********"
>
> *** stumbles to the kitchen
> and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
> hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
>
> His
> youngest daughter is also at the table,
> eating.
>
> Jack asks, "*******... what happened
> last night?"
>
> "Well, you came home after 3
> A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
> the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked
> in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
> ran into the door.
>
> Confused, he asked *******,
> "So, why is everything in such perfect order and
> so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the
> table waiting for me??"
>
> ******* replies, "Oh
> THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
> she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
> "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
>
> Broken Coffee
> Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins
> $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time .
> ..
> PRICELESS
>
> ==================================
> Way to go, ***!!!!
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