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Friday Joke

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Mike Norgan
Mike Norgan Member Posts: 24
in THE MAIN WALL
Three mice were sitting at the bar drinking a beer and talking about how tough they are, The first mouse said I'm so tough that when I set the mouse trap off I catch it with my teeth than I bench press it 40 times and then eat the cheese. The second mouse said that's nothing I collect all the rat poison I can find mix it in a blender drink it down just to get a buzz. The third mouse said I have had enough of your stories I'm leaving, The other two mice said well where are you going, I going home to screw the cat.

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  • Mark J Strawcutter
    Mark J Strawcutter Member Posts: 625
    \"borrowed\" from Shoe comic strip

    "I think my wife is fooling around behind my back"

    "What makes you think that?"

    "We just moved here from 2000 miles away and we still have the same plumber"
  • Jackchips
    Jackchips Member Posts: 344
    Oh oh,

    I didn't think anyone noticed that I moved with them.
  • Gary Fereday
    Gary Fereday Member Posts: 427
    Not to worry!

    Slowly, Noah walked toward his cabin on the ark. He just realized that the unicorns did not make it aboard, but two lawyers did! There are plenty out of lawyers out there. Choose one for the situation of the plumber following you. You will get millions from you neighbors! It is in the approach. Cannot miss! Good luck bigugh
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