Why Plumbers are Like Dentists

Mike T., Swampeast MO

Why Plumbers are Like Dentists:

1) They provide a service necessary to public health, often thanklessly.

2) Emergencies are easily avoided with inexpensive, regular check-ups and simple, common-sense at-home care.

3) Only masochists enjoy visits as they're frequently expensive and often involve unpleasant sights, smells and sounds.

4) They are the most likely to be called at night, on weekends and on holidays when routine maintenance has been avoided and, "I can't stand it any more!"

5) Insurance rarely pays for their services and their bill is often shuffled to the bottom of the pile.

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My regular drywaller is in the hospital and I was mudding today, so my mind was wandering...

bob young

plumbers

there are also good ones & bad ones & licensed ones & fly by nite types.

hr

and they love tools! (nm)



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David Sutton_6

but that drillllll

Way to small and that sound it makes....gose stright to the spine and vibrates the heck out of it....need to replace it with a rigid TE- 76 with a star bit ooooh now that will do the trick...David

Guy_6

dentist

I did some work in a town that was so small the dentist and proctologist were the same guy.
You had to be certain to schedule the dentistry first....

Plumdog_2

It's like I told my wifes surgeon,

you know, I coulda been a doctor but I wouldn't want to take a cut in pay.

Mt. Falls Mikey

We used to do work for..

a dentist named Dr. Payne ( No Joke!!) He and my Dad swapped out his plumbing work for dental work...I got my mouth really butchered up by him.

Wayco Wayne_2

Mike

the dry wall philosopher. If you had been a drywall mudder by profession, you might of had a book out by now. WW

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JimGPE_3

Klutz

I got stitches once from a Dr. Klutz.
We have a structural engineer in town by the name of Brace.
We had an electrical engineer here named Shock.

Wayco Wayne_2

The Swimming coach

at the college I attended was Coach Drown. I kid you not. WW

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mp1969

Dentists

Didn't have to worry about our dentist back home starting a plumbing business (Dr. Leakey) the best one is the law firm in Wausau, WI. "Crook, Crook & Low S.C."
a very real law firm.

ScottMP

We had

a customer named Wright.

She married a fellow named Mr. Rong.

We asked whether they we're going to have kids ...

Scott

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tls_9

....

Kane Pa has the "Ronald Mcdonald Furneral Home"

Buffalo NY has "Amigone Funeral Home"

tom

Tony_23

Amigone

Is a local chain

In my area we have three cops w/appropriate names :
Frisk and Fries(pronounced freeze) and Long.

The guy I feel sorry for is the plumber named "Shoemaker"