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Saw this in a auto shop

Rollie Peck
Rollie Peck Member Posts: 47
in THE MAIN WALL
Saw this sign in an auto parts store:

It's the right part - you've got the wrong car.

Rollie Peck

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  • Jim Pompetti
    Jim Pompetti Member Posts: 552
    Saw this in a auto shop

    I HUNT IT,FIND IT,BUY IT,HAUL IT, WASH IT,SCRUB IT, REPAIR IT, LABEL IT, CATALOG IT, FRAME IT, BRAG ABOUT IT, PAY INSURANCE ON IT, AND SOMETIMES BREAK IT.

    NOW , HOW CAN I TAKE ANY LESS FOR IT?
  • ttekushan_3
    ttekushan_3 Member Posts: 961
    And this one

    in my old audio shop:

    "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

    Bring Back the Unused Portion of Your Purchase

    and We Will Return the Unused Portion of Your Money"

    -Terry

    Terry T

    steam; proportioned minitube; trapless; jet pump return; vac vent. New Yorker CGS30C

  • Darrell
    Darrell Member Posts: 303


    My dad works on airplanes...a sign in his shop says:

    Hourly shop rate...
    If you watch, add 50%.
    If you help, double it.
    If you tell me how to do it...take it home and do it yourself!
  • Paul C._2
    Paul C._2 Member Posts: 18
    Another One

    "In God we trust, all others pay cash"
  • Howard Emerson
    Howard Emerson Member Posts: 111


    Seen in a hardware store:
    'Why is there never time to do it right, but always time to do it over?'

    HE
  • schiller
    schiller Member Posts: 60


    here is another "stupidty got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
  • Jim_93
    Jim_93 Member Posts: 5
    signs and sayings

    Maybe a little closer to our own work... Hanging in the office at the feed store where I worked as a kid, "TREAT ALL OUR CUSTOMERS LIKE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR MOTHER, JUST DON'T GIVE AWAY THE STORE."
  • bernie_3
    bernie_3 Member Posts: 35
    signs

    In my mechanics garage. "We have a very flexible payment plan. 100% down payment required"
  • GMcD
    GMcD Member Posts: 477
    Another classic

    You can have it done right, or

    You can have it done now,

    But you can't have it done, right, now.
  • Paul Fredricks_3
    Paul Fredricks_3 Member Posts: 1,557


    My former service manager had this in his office:

    As a rule, man's a fool
    When it's hot, he wants it cool
    When it's cool, he wants it hot
    Always wanting what it's not
  • Paul Fredricks_3
    Paul Fredricks_3 Member Posts: 1,557
    Saw this in a mechanics shop

    Good, Quick and Cheap

    You can get any two. You can get it good and guick, but it won't be cheap. You can get it quick and cheap, but it won't be good. You can get it good and cheap, but it won't be quick.
  • Unknown
    Unknown Member
    another one...

    Poor planning on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on my part.

    Noel
  • Jason_22
    Jason_22 Member Posts: 39
    In our office

    We have one that sais " Would you take a heart transplant from the lowest bidder?"
  • jackchips_2
    jackchips_2 Member Posts: 1,337
    I bet

    there would be plenty of takers.

    Hey, a buck is a buck.

    Jack
  • DanHolohan
    DanHolohan Member, Moderator, Administrator Posts: 16,600
    How about a good deal

    on a vascectomy?
    Retired and loving it.
  • Charles G.
    Charles G. Member Posts: 113
    Good deal?

    "Do it yourself and save..."
  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,883
    Just because your Paranoid

    Dosn't mean thier not all out to get you !

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  • bill_71
    bill_71 Member Posts: 46


    sign in one of our local supply shops

    answers..1$
    answers which require thought....2$
    correct answers.....4$
    dumb looks are always free
  • EJW
    EJW Member Posts: 321
    Sign

    "If you don't belive in life after death, you should be here at quiting time".
  • Empire_2
    Empire_2 Member Posts: 2,340
    Yet another

    This one hangs in my office...."THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES".

    Mike T.
  • Cunner_2
    Cunner_2 Member Posts: 47
    Great Saying

    When I started out as an apprentice, the old guy I worked with had that on the back of his truck, I laughed at it one day, he told me the longer I worked in the trade, the more I would realize how true it was. He was right!!

    C
  • Luke Lefever_3
    Luke Lefever_3 Member Posts: 38


    Reminds me of a "Wizard of Id" cartoon I once saw...
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