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chuck shaw
chuck shaw Member Posts: 584
of Tom Lehrer's great song "Poisoning the Pigeons in the Park"


Always gives me a laugh.



  • DanHolohan
    DanHolohan Member, Moderator, Administrator Posts: 16,490

    while moving our daughter, Meghan, into her new apartment in Manhattan, this rock dove droped a liquid load directly down the back of my shirt. It splashed across my neck and had me gagging at the curb. I was just coming out of the front door and down the stoop, minding my own business. What a shot!

    Little bugger should be pitching for the Yankees.
    Retired and loving it.
  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884
    He plays

    for the Red Sox !!

    See, all those bad things you said about my team ..


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  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,404
    He must have thought...

    You were A-ROD
  • singh
    singh Member Posts: 866
    rat with wings

    looks like he (you can tell by the neck size) is a pro.
    Nice keystone ornament to work off, right above the doorway.
    I heard they have a memory, he'll remember you for next time,
    wear a hat, a detroit hat if you have one.

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  • Brad White_9
    Brad White_9 Member Posts: 2,440
    Rock Doves

    Figured, you, Dan, would know them by their real names.

    Here in Politically Correct Boston, they are known as "Urban Eagles" and a host of things unfit to print in a family newspaper.

    Some cultures believe that getting hit like that is a sign of good fortune, a blessing.

    These are cultures which do not have pidgeons.
  • jackchips_2
    jackchips_2 Member Posts: 1,338
    That must

    be one of the relatives to those that Ted Williams missed when he was shooting them off the Wall at Fenway back in the 50's.

    Those he missed were sent to NY to, well you found out what.

    Nothing personal, just BASEBALL.


  • Larry Weingarten
    Larry Weingarten Member Posts: 3,240

    ...Looking at that face by your bird, one can't help but imagine they both are thinking the same thing, "You are beneath me". Have you considered an umbrella ;?)

    Yours, Larry
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