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  • clammy
    clammy Member Posts: 3,111
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    German jokes ?

    This little true life joke flashed in head the other day thought some might enjoy oh yeah this is true .What's a germen doing standing at a street corner at 2 :30 in the morning?He's waiting for the street sign to tell him he can cross the street.Would not had belived it unless i saw it and i was drunk wondering what the guy was doing nearly pissed myself after i realized only in germany are people so obeadentwho waits for a street sign at 230 peace and good luck clammy
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  • Brad White_124
    Brad White_124 Member Posts: 9
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    Hear about

    the guy who hit a German police officer?

    Didn't think so.
  • ALH_4
    ALH_4 Member Posts: 1,790
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    Heard about

    the new German-Chinese restaurant?

    The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
  • Mad Dog_2
    Mad Dog_2 Member Posts: 6,926
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    Do you AWAYS have to drink BEER with EVERY meal???

    Sounds good to me....MAD Dog

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  • Pinball
    Pinball Member Posts: 249
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    Yes...it's not JUST for breakfast anymore!

    Al
  • Brad White_124
    Brad White_124 Member Posts: 9
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    And you never really buy beer...

    .... you rent it.
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,404
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    And..

    Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

    So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.

    Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

    A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

    Q. Why don't Germans eat pickles?

    A. The get their heads stuck in the jar
  • singh
    singh Member Posts: 866
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    What you get when you cross a German and Mexican?

    A beaner-schnitzel.

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  • Lurkin' Murkin'
    Lurkin' Murkin' Member Posts: 136
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    Goosestep's the new step...

    From the Producers:

    "Hey man, you're a German!"

    "Mein Fuhrer - we are ALL Germans!!"

    "Oh man, then we can't invade Germany???"
  • Brad White_9
    Brad White_9 Member Posts: 2,440
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    Shortest Book in the World?

    "100 Years of German Humor"
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,404
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    Try This One

    Hitler "my dog has no nose"

    Crowd "how does he smell?"

    Hitler "awful!"
  • Marty_9
    Marty_9 Member Posts: 30
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    ME: "GRANDPA!! WHAT'S THE SHORTEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?"
    MY 90 YEAR-OLD VERY GERMAN GRANDFATHER : "I DON'T KNOW"
    ME: "THE BOOK OF GERMAN HUMOR!!"
    GRANDPA: "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

    TRUE STORY:)
  • D Logan Ireland Oil Co Inc
    D Logan Ireland Oil Co Inc Member Posts: 54
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    Hey all you comedians out there. German humor let me give you the flip side of what the germans think of you wetheads. Oil tanks in the ground Funny stuff who the hell thought that was a good idea. Now tell me none of you comedians never ever did that. My wife is German and my two kids live in Germany and I have spent many a vacation in this beautiful land. I have personally learned more about the world of hydronics from my association with a German product than I have with all of our American manufacturers. This attempt at humor is beyond pathetic. I am not surprised that this ethnic humor is taken so lightly.
  • D Logan Ireland Oil Co Inc
    D Logan Ireland Oil Co Inc Member Posts: 54
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    You guys have no concept of humor never mind German humor.
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,404
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    Dave

    Please enlighten us to the path of true humor...

    A former part time stand-up

    ***A woman walked up to this little old man in a rocking chair sitting on his porch. She said "I can’t help noticing how happy you look" What’s your secret for a long, happy life?"

    I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day.

    I drink a case a whiskey a week.

    And I eat fatty foods, and never exercise.

    That’s amazing the woman said. "How old are you?"

    "Twenty-six."
  • schiller
    schiller Member Posts: 60
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    Must I remind you that we have the ability that trace your postings? very foolish, Ha Ha
  • Weezbo
    Weezbo Member Posts: 6,232
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    after years of work its easier to get to

    L.A.by ocean liner than by bus.

    that is the only answer i can find to is it easier to get to L.A. or by bus.?
  • bigugh_4
    bigugh_4 Member Posts: 406
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    traceing postings?

    You would have to place the monitor horizintal, tape paper to it NS PURCHASE A VERY FINE WRITING INSTURMENT and take your time tracing the fine prient. good luck!
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