any favorite quotes?

Mike Lampkin_2

Passion....

There are many things in life that will capture your eye, but very few will capture your heart.

Matt Clina

I use this on my kids all the time....

"If all of your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?"

I believe that comes from Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.

Rob_27

Horses

> "If all of your friends were named Cliff, would

> you jump off them?"

>

> I believe that comes from

> Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.



My favourite

I'am getting out of this one horse town, as soon as its my turn on the horse!

Kevin O. Pulver

Don't \"quote\" me on this...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me; than have a frontal lobotomy" (I think that's part of an old song.)

If at first you don't succeed... don't try skydiving.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made of MEAT?

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

We've got enought youth; how about a fountain of Smart?

"Nothing is fool proof; to a sufficiently talented fool"

You can find these last 4 and 98 more @ www.livingwaters.com in the tract "101 of the worlds best one-liners" . He also collects the last words of famous people, which are very interesting. Kevin

jerry scharf_3

Not enough hardware

Keith,

That's just because the man doesn't know about precision time. With a nice hydrogen maser or cesium beam reference source, a precise GPS receiver and connecting into the BIH time aggregate, you will be able to know what time it was yesterday. Before the GPS, you could only know the time 3 weeks ago. I know someone who's trying to get it down to 10 minutes ago.

jerry the time geek

Jimmy Gillies

Glasgow quotes.

''Many a mans mouth has broken his nose''
or if you see someone with a black eye
''He must have been talking when he should have been listening''
''I never laughed so much since the wife died''
''If you're late home from work your dinner will be in the dog''
Regards.
Jimmy Gillies (Scotland)

ScottMP

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A teenager, while they still know everything !

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Plumdog_2

From a customer

You guys are like Reptiles; you always hang out in cool, dark places.

Paul Rohrs_4

Garrison Keillor

My bride and I went to see Garrison Keillor last night. One of his favorite phrases from his Aunt.

"He has a $10.00 haircut on his .59 cent head."

Regards,

PR

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Timco

there's no 'I' in teamwork, but there is in raise!!!

T

Greg Swob

There's an old German saying I remember grandpa using "Ve get too soon olt und too late schmart".

Frederic

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

Bill_14

\"Don't Get Stuck On Stupid!!\"

is my favorite most recent quote by the 3-Star General in New Orleans taking charge after Katrina.

ed wallace

favorite

why if they call it tourist season why cant we shoot them?

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Maine doug_17

A couple

Your expenses always rise to exceed your income.

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