Turning 50

Supply House Rick

Is 5 children under the age of 12, a tremendous wife! I am living the good life, I love my wife & kids. The view from my front window is the Catskill Mountains. I work for the best company I have ever worked for. Take family vacations every year. Consider our customers friends. Doesn't get any better than this...

Rick

Supply House Rick

16 Things that took 50 years to learn...

Sixteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry

1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

3. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

6. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

7. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

9. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

11. You should not confuse your career with your life.

12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

13. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15. Your friends love you, anyway.

16. What was I talking about?

Jeff Lawrence_24

Happy Birthday, Rick.

May you see another 50.

Jamie_6

Happy 25th anniversary of your 25th birthday Rick

Jamie


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Jed_2

Happy Birthday, Rick

And now you get to take a couple doses of Fleet Phoso-Soda, diet and irrigate, get a real good buzz on, take a real good close look inside yourself(if you are up to it), and take a day off. What more could we ask for with the Passages?

Jed

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Happy Birthday Rick...

Have you ordered your colonoscopy yet? Like to see you hang around for another 50.

I'm ordering mine for my birthday!


Gotta get'er done...

ME

singh

Spring Chicken

Happy B-Day,bro !!

I can only hope to be a man of your caliber, when I get there.

Devan



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Supply House Rick

Unfortunately

Mark,
My next check-up looms and I have to "git r done". Major prayers to you on your upcoming inconvenience. I'll say it again, you set the standard on class on the wall.

Rick

Dave Yates (PAH)

Happy

B-Day ya youngster(G). Many happy to come I'm sure.

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David Sutton_6

Happy Birthday !!!!

Congradulations Rick!! hope you many many more!!!..David

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Weezbo

well, i have been hiding out from the G.P.....

i cannot begin to describe what he wants to do to me it sounds brutal...:)) he is plenty mad at me my yearly physical is getting to be like this really crazy adventure in how to get the physical and run off before he lashes me up to some kind of human roto rooter:) Man Hes POed:)

Eugene Silberstein 3

I just hit...

I just hit the big 4-0 a few weeks ago and was pretty bummed about it, but hearing you guys talk about how happy you all are makes me happier as well.

Have a happy day, Rick!

Empire_2

Happy Birthday Rick

WHen you do go for the Colonoscopy,...Start lauching when the doctor is performing the test. He will ask you why you are laughing, Reply "I cant help it Doc, YOUR TICKLING MY BRAIN!!!!! ;-)

Hope someone got a chuckle out of that.....

Mike T.

Kevin_in_Denver_2

smartass doctors

The last thing I heard before my colonoscopy was the doctor saying, "Let's get this show on the road".

Jed_2

Weezbo

When those polyps start getting to the size of a grape, you'll then know why he's PO'd. Think of it as "Hydronic Preventative Maintenance". Would you let a big air bubble linger in a circuit. It causes other problems, doesn't it?

I had the exact same attitude for 8 years. Then, one day I noticed BLOOD! Scared the be-jesus out me. All is o.k., but, I got MOTIVATED.

No big "thang". You'll sleep through the easy part.

Just my .02

Jed

Ed Lentz_2

Many happy returns Rick. I will be 54 this year. I already had the colonoscopy. My wife has Chrons disease, she has the BEST Dr. When he gives you the scope, you NEVER remember. He and I were talking when he was getting stuff ready, he reached over and put something in my IV and the next thing I remember was it was 30 minutes later!

Anyway OT, have a great day and welcome to the club.!

Supply House Rick

I just hope

Pictures never surface on the internet!!! If they are looking for blood, I can make a prediction if the use that tool on me! Pull back, I taste metal...

Rick

Weezbo

seems i have some minor dissagreement with the \"approach\"

i was more in favor perhaps say of eating a super delux hamburger with fries and a large milk shake and hammering down a pill with a camera in it the first time i came up for "air" while mauwing down burger and wash it all down with a nice double chug of chocolate milk shake:) hey ! i will give the camera back in the morning

Weezbo

I'm just trying to help out here ....

its your birthday and i was just trying to give you a few options on how do you say bypass the pleasntries....i got to come up with some sorta solution soon:) he keeps saying werent you supposed to ....and then thats my cue to dream up some scathingly brilliant story how aliens kidnapped me on the way to the choclate factory or where ever they send people like me )