I saw a really sick bumper sticker last night...................

Unknown

And the rest of us

hate the pee smell or are allergic to 'em . Ever work in a house where theres more than one " inside " cat ?

John Shea

Saw a guy the other day who was almost that smart...

His plate read "8 ball". Driving a big RAM wearing a leather Detroit Red Wings jacket. Can you say "Bob Probert"? what a ****.

Jon_2

Olympic Pistol Shooter's sticker

"Rapid Fire Shooters Do It 5 Times in 4 Seconds"

Mad Dog_2

I know but not all cat houses (no pun)

smell that way. I've been in plenty of of dog houses (pun intended) that didn't smell to good either. Besides, cats won't clamp down on your arm and leg and don't stick their noses right up in your crotch! I'd rather work in a cat house anyday although I love dogs too. Mad Dog

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Boiler Guy

Saw this last summer on an old beater service truck

My other truck's a Peterbilt , but it won't fit in the driveway.

Maine doug

Add to the list

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Pat K

Ted Kennedy's driving has killed more people than my assualt rifle.

Steve Miller

funny one

I saw one several years ago on a truck with no company logo and it said: Have you screwed your plumber today? I laughed and wondered how his business is doing and thought maybe a call back for him wasn't a bad thing, LOL

Steve M

Tony_8

Lots of 'em

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to ME"

"Keep your city clean, eat a pigeon. Wash it down with a glass of well water" (on a drilling rig)

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables"

"Possum, the other, other white meat"

My son's t-shirt, "Who are you ? And why are you staring at my shirt ?"

My niece's t-shirt, "Keep staring, I might do a trick" (a woman in the grocery store said, "I'm waiting")

Geo_5

bumper stickers

YANKIE GO HOME!!!
and take me with you.

singh

Funny !!
And here is a whole site for bumper stickers.

http://www.ruighaver.net/bumperstickers/

Ed Goldner, NJ

On my old pick-up...............

If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat?

David Sutton_5

holy cow..

i got three cats, dosn't mean i cant have fun with them. i swear i have not eaten a single one

jim lockard

Bumper sticker

I do not care how you do it up north. JLockard

J Matthers_2

From a summer resort area...Summer people, Summer Not

Mad Dog_2

I like that one

Chappaquidick remembered....Mad Dog

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Unknown

Wanna bet ?

I was in a " cat " house in Roslyn - about 10 cats that we seen for sure , all inside cats . Like a punch to the face the smell hits you . We saw cat crap all the way up the stairs to the attic - where we were supposed to change an aquabooster . Istead of walking off the job , we disconnected the aquabooster and tied them into the coil directly . The boiler was in the kitchen where we opened all the windows and doors . Turned a 4 hour job into 30 minutes .

Oh yeah , saw a bumper sticker last week .

" Watch out for the idiot behind me "

Jim\"Rocky\" Kelleher

Bumper sticker

Jesus is Coming, Look Busy!!

JackEnnisMartin

Bumper sticker

I have just read the material on cats dogs horses -- heavens knows what else. I like dogs { you too Mad Dog }:but, unfortunately I was mauled by a dog when I was 11 years old and try as I might I am still scared of then to this day 42 years later. So, we had three cats { all strays ] and the last one passed away two years ago at 23 years old. Our new kitten is alot of fun. However, as I have been in the service business since God was a boy I have to share this story with you. I was asked to give a quote on changing out a hot air furnance in a rooming house.The slum landlord met me on site and we went downstairs. The tenant had a little mutt who had just had puppies and naturally she was a little skiddish around strangers. I will remember this until the day I am gone; I looked at the floor and thought what funny stains on the concrete. I know you are ahead of me -- he would not take the little mutt out to do her business so it was done on the basement floor. The landlord told this person to get rid of the "evidence "right now!!!! So, up goes Mr Clean and comes back with his egg flipper --spatula and he cleans up the mess with this utensil. I said { I suppose I was slightly in shock } " Boy, your eggs are going to taste strange": Nope he says, a fast wipe with a rag and she will be as good as new. I did not change the furnance money is not everything.

The things you see on service would fill a book:but, no one would belive us.

All the best to one and all
Jack Ennis Martin

Mitch_4

speaking of tee shirts

I saw one yeserday that made me da*n near made me wet my pants I laughed so hard:

On old Harly biker and the back of his shirt read--

"If you can read this, the b**ch fell off"

No..I do not demean women...but it was funny.

Dale

Earth first

On a ratty loggers truck in N. Wisc. "Earth First ...... We'll log the rest of the planets later."

S Ebels

Been there...............

To me, one of life's great mysteries is why the cat litter box is always right next to the furnace. Do they place it there so they can tell when the cat does its thing?........ I dunno........ I just don't know........

Boiler Guy

Litter box Works great

for heatexchanger replacements every 5 years.

ed wallace

bumper sticker

saw a home made one today it read
I am a liberal i hate freedom then had the hammer and sickle

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Jerry Boulanger_2

How about

'Men are Idiots and I Married Their King'

Gary_15

Saw this one today

Saw this one on the way home today-Good Cowgirls Keep Their Calves Together. It was on an F150 Super Duty Crew Cab with a female driver.