General Relativity

Mike T., Swampeast MO

The speed of energy can never change from your point of view because what you see is already inside of you.

Mike T., Swampeast MO

And you are inside of what you saw.

Weezbo

Reflective and circumspective....*~/:)

ScottMP

Dude

pass that over here ...... mmmmmmmmmm

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J.C.A._3

A question for Mike....

If your trveling at the speed of light, and turn your lights on, does it do any good? Hey Milne, don't be a bogart! Chris

Ken_8

It's okay,

He never inhaled.

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Mark Eatherton1

Worse yet...

you're going BACKWARDS at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights... clunk???

Some people never exhaled...

ME

Ken_8

If your going

sideways at the speed of light, it can only be done using flat rate. No beginning. No end. Just circling the universe aimlessly, every few nanoseconds, stumbling upon black holes and string theory, and covering all overhead with quarks.

It's a beautiful thing.

I believe Timothy Leary helped Frank Blau invent flat rate (;-o)

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jerry scharf_3

That was exactly the question that Einstein asked

Chris,

With a little math (ok, a whole lot of math), you too could be a physicist.

That was the question that caused special relativity to be born. When there's a paradox, there is a new idea waiting to be born.

jerry

S Ebels

You need to get a real job Mike..........

To much time on your hands or something. Maybe it's the area, a focal point for alien mind rays down there. Hot Rod is always coming up with these wierd gizmo/curvo/contraptions and he lives in that general area too. I'm staying here in Michigan with my feet firmly on the ground and sticking to add , subtract, multiply and a little long division only if mandatory. (G)

bob_44

Viessmann Research

Mike, This is a special boiler used by Viessmann to research the infrared radiation distribution pattern of a red hot Viessmann boiler. You can see the pattern by the force vectors fastened to the jacket which align themselves with the streams of infrared photons. Kind of says it all. Seeing is believing.

mr ed

And they say we have the finest up here in the Valley...I'm no longer convinced...- Mr Ed

Mad Dog

yeah and turn up that Trower song

and while your at it...gimme that bottle of Jack Daniels. Mad Dog

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Mike T., Swampeast MO

Mind Tends to Wander

when I'm working on things like this.

bob_44

Theory

Mike, Is that book in the photo about STRINGER theory? bob

Mike T., Swampeast MO

Yep.

"A Treatise on Stairbuilding and Handrailing" by Mowat

Mike T., Swampeast MO

J.C.A.

If you're traveling at that speed you ARE the light.

Here's another question:

If you were holding a flashlight and you were the only object in the universe where would the light go?

Ken_8

I ran over that

red porcupine on the way to the cabin in Vermont on New Year's Eve.

That might be a black hole in front. The absence of light being the dead give-a-way.

Then again they say L. Ron Hubbard brushed his hair with it back in '67

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S Ebels

Another one of life's imponderable's

If a man says something in the woods, and there's no woman to hear him say it, is he still wrong??

Christian Egli

Me, I think about doughnuts and doughnut holes

Relativity? Einstein had it all rigged up with worm holes.

I think if you add them to your wooden stairway, and if you rely on enterprising bugs, you'll see the lights go out.

From the top of the last step, you'll be able to reach another part of the universe in just one big crash, the way flying saucers reach us from outer space...

Weezbo

Give me sufficent duct tape an i could cob anything together

including the crack of Dawn and The Break of day *~/:)

S Milne

Yup

Its time for the tinfoil hats again.

Ranger

Locked 'N' Loaded

Tin Foil in hat.check
Ether bottle full.check
Clips full.check
Full pack of cigerettes.check
Sunglasses.check

Ken_8

and...

1.75 liter SoCo ¬

copper clad hollow points ¬

digital camera ¬

pony tail cap ¬

2-quart bottle of Visine ¬



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ScottMP

What ?

No tic tac's ??

Someone is feeding those lizards Alcohol ....

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Unknown

This is exactly what happens

when you let the smoke out of an appliance.

They won't work right, afterwards.

Be very, very careful.

If you are cruisin' along at the speed of light, and you drop your flashlight, do you wipe out?

Noel

lchmb

I have that answer S Ebels

Wife gave me the answer, said yes your wrong because the universe heard you and she felt you were wrong!!