Mothers Day Joke

Terry_14

I Sure needed a smile today Thanks as i wipe the tears from my cheeks!

Wife thinks i lost it
Terry

Pat Clark_2

Gifts

The Mother's Day gifts:

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having
dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their
elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

Milton, the doctor said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

Michael, the lawyer said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

Marvin, the electrician said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."

Pat, the plumber said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the
Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to
contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it.
Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After Mother's Day Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one
room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm
nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Dearest Pat, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."




Pat (Alaska Time) Clark

J.C.A._3

Wow...

Thanks Pat ! Good one. Chris