THe Servicemans Mantra

Boiler Guy

Does this sound familiar? LOL


One Sunday I saw an old man sitting on his front step, so I walked up to him and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I work hard six days a week, swinging hammers and pipewrenches, twisting pipes, fixing and replacing steam boilers."

"I drink twelve cups of black coffee and smoke ten cigars a day," he said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint."

"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food."

"On Friday and Saturday nights I play cards and chase women, but can't catch 'em."

"On weekends I pop pills, chase 'em down with old boiler water, and never do any exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!" I told him. Then I asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," he replied. "This is the only day I aint got nuthin to do."

Weezbo

aint thata ....:)

Ranger

Classic !!! :-)

Mitch_4

like they say

If you quit somkin, drinkin, carousin and se*..you don't live longer...it just seems like it.

Guy_5

age

Stress is probably our worst enemy, yet we all stress daily about what we eat/drink/smoke and the like. I sometimes think that too much knowledge might be killing us; My grandfather worked with lead and asbestos his whole life and only made it to 102. He just didn't know what was killing him.

nick z.

Reminds me of...

one old timer told me, Live fast, die young, and have good looking corpse!

Boiler Guy

Sluggin Cast Iron

and swillin boiler makers will do that to you.

Plumdog

Wasted days

It's like that old cowboy said: "I spent most of my lifes savings on women, whiskey, and horses. The rest of it I just wasted."

Sweet_2

A customers secret to life.

If you can sit on the toilet and take a good ~;'t, eat what you want and still think about chasen women. Not all at the same time neccessarily. So far Im doing O.K.

Boiler Guy

MD I thought of you when I read this