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Friday Joke

S Milne
S Milne Member Posts: 112
in THE MAIN WALL
A Doctor calls his patient at 8:00AM " I am sorry to call so early but I have bad news and Really bad news . What do you want first ? " .

" Well give me the bad news " says the man.

The Doctor says " Your test results came back and you have 24 hours to live ".

" My Gawd " says the man " thats horrible. Whats the really bad news ? ".

" I tried to call you all day yesterday ! ".


Thank You, Thank You .. I'll be here all night. Try the veal !

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  • J.C.A._3
    J.C.A._3 Member Posts: 2,980
    Maybe......

    The HAM? (guess I've heard it too many times). Chris


  • John Starcher_4
    John Starcher_4 Member Posts: 794
    It was.........

    ......the salmon mousse!!!!!!!


    "Wait a minute, I didn't eat the mousse!"

    Starch
  • Constantin
    Constantin Member Posts: 3,796
    You laugh....

    .... that's the prognosis a doctor gave my father when he was a young strapping man after a blood exam showed very high levels of sugar in his blood. At the time, insulin wasn't widely available and the doctor told him it would be but a short time before my dad would die.

    Luckily, my father decided to get a second opinion. The second doctor looked at the lab results, looked at my dad, then asked what my dad had been up to the night before. Turns out dad had been at a party into the wheee hours drinking Coca-Cola to stay awake. Hence the high blood sugar at the 8AM test...
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