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ScottMP

ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. And the winners are...

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts

I am SURE the Wall will come up with its own words.

Scott


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Weezbo

*~/:) Tweeseday,

the day between tuesday and wedensday, elebenteen and anyone over the age of ten and not quite 13 or any number 2X the easiest subitization +1. I have many many more *~/:) You likey?

Carl PE

What would everybody think about..

Having a regular thread.. possibly every Monday or Friday or whatever.. for jokes, rants, airing of grievances, cartoons, oddball links, general silliness.

Dan?

jim sokolovic

I think...

yes, no, no, yes, yes, and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl PE

hmm..

Yeah, airing of grievances might not go over so well. There's probably enough of that already.

Also, discussions of religion and politics aren't exactly welcomed here. I can think of several threads that have been pulled.

Dan's done a pretty good job of keeping us civil and on-topic. I just figured everybody might like a little occasional nonsense.

Blow off some steam.

Weezbo

Dan, there is much in our lives that would help others see,

the incredible wealth of humorous material we are provided with daily,i am guilty guilty guilty ...everyone else was doing it....uhm...Red Skelton Made me do it....Yea ~..ah ...thats it! Red made me doit....is it Monday?*~/:) stay focused ,a thousand points of light,what is Is.military intelligence.Did you See the Leak in the new Air bus? I can fix it for them easy. all of these insights couldnt have happened on a monday...maybe an asterix could be added to a post that seemed food for some comic relife.to keep it compartamentalized.it would be difficult to withdraw one of our problem solving techniques that work so well in day to day life.is what i mean by that.

jackchips_2

You would do

Klem Kadidilhopper proud, Wheez, every day of the week.

S Milne

Two Seagulls

Heathcliff and Gertrude ....

Too young to remember the jokes but I remember the skits

Weezbo

GOOD DUDE!

the thing about our trade is You have Got to have a sence of humor.

ScottMP

A little nonsense

Now and then

is Cherished by the Wisest Men !

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