The WetHead night before christmas again

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dwelling, a couple decided their home they'd be selling

Their stockings were hung by the chimney with care cause they knew they'd be dried by morning from all that scorched air

The homeowners were lying, not snug in their beds, while visions of radiant danced in their heads

"Our feet are so cold" they often would moan, "Why'd we pick scorched air when we built our home?"

"They told us we'd love it, the cost was so nominal. Too bad the performance is so abominable."

Then out of the basement there came such a clatter, they ran down to stairs to see what was the matter

The husband and wife flicked on the the bare light and next to their furnace they saw such a sight

A tall and strange man with a most friendly smile stood next to some books in a teetering pile

"We'll fix your system," he chortled with glee, just look at these titles and read them with me

See Pumping Away and Measure To Measure, Just Add H20 or Thermal Delight In Architecture

"Who are you" they screamed "What are you doing here, and what's with the books and those tiny reindeer?"

"My name is Dan, why it's Dan Holohan. I've come to your basement to tell of a plan."

"We'll tear out your furnace, all covered in soot, and install a boiler there, with comfort head to foot."

He gave them a card and said with aplomb, "Come visit my website, Heatinghelp.com"

"There you can learn about home heating design and a clever contractor, there you might find."

With a wink of his eye and a nod of his nose, to their amazement up the flue he arose.

But they heard him exclaim as he went on his way, Keep your eye on the Wall and read Pumping Away!!

Merry Christmas to all.

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Ken D.

Wethead

Very clever and true. I like it.