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Andy_6
Andy_6 Member Posts: 48
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Comments

  • Troy_3
    Troy_3 Member Posts: 479
    No wonder

    I knew I should have called tech support sooner. Sometimes you just want to fix it on your own. Big mistake. Now I'm lookin at a whole new operating environment. I hope I have the hardware to support it. And the power needed to support the hardware. Life goes on.
  • Mike Lampkin_2
    Mike Lampkin_2 Member Posts: 124
    Very funny....

    and very well written.
  • lchmb
    lchmb Member Posts: 2,997
    ya but

    There is an end in site for some of us...I deleted wife 1.0 and installed wife 2.0 and finally got it right. Now I only have 6 month's left on paying off wife 1.0..:) YAY
  • Dave Stroman
    Dave Stroman Member Posts: 766


    If all else fails, try 2 for 1 from 4 to 6.

    Dave in Denver

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  • hydronicsmike
    hydronicsmike Member Posts: 855
    Hahahahah

    After extensive two for one, wife one may be ok too :)
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