Ventilation in Heaven

Ed_13

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"


St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move one hour."


"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"


"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."


"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"


St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."


"Where are John Kerry's and George Bush’s clocks?" asked the man.

This is an election year. Kerry's clock and Bush's clock are in Jesus' office. He is using them as ceiling fans.