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Dave Yates (PAH)
Dave Yates (PAH) Member Posts: 2,162
Subject: 30 Things Charley taught us.

1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up

2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Cl. Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.

4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink--- and tastes just as bad.

5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need ( batteries )

6. The four way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.

7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.

8. Chainsaw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.

9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.

10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.

11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.

12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we actually DO need a generator

13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.

14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.

15. Lake Eola can generate waves.

16. Gasoline is a value at any price

17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.

18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE

19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.

20. Candlelight is better than botox--- it takes years off your appearance

21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.

22. Water is a comfort food. But 3 day Cheetos are too.

23. Shadow animals on the wall---Still fun.

24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.

25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co workers or neighbors who do not.

26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.

27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.

28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator

29. Somebody's got it worse.

30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they are getting preferential treatment.

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  • Our mailman

    moved to the Ft. Myers area just 3 weeks ago. We got word last weekend that he lost the entire roof off his home and that insurance would not cover all the damage. The neighbors and friends are taking up a collection to help him out. Man .... if it weren't for bad luck, some folks wouldn't have any luck at all!

  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884

    those are classics.

    What does a Hurricane and a marriage have in common ?

    They both start out with a lot of huffing and puffing and when there over you house is gone.

    Hope they are doing O.K.

  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884

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