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Dr.Suess of Hydronics

Paul Rohrs_2
Paul Rohrs_2 Member Posts: 171
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I was reading the other threads about "favorite sounds" and I love reading to my kids at night. Usually as I read, I will embellish and the kids realize that it isn't REALLY part of the actual book and the giggles ensue. One of our favorites is Dr.Suess.

This is what I think Dr.Suess would have to say about his boiler....



If I have a boiler in a bottle

and the boilers in a puddle

and a poodle eating noodles

is growling, grab a paddle,




.....you might then say,




Your in a bottled boiler puddle

noodle poodle battle with a paddle.



(yes, I need help)


Regards,

PR

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  • Ken_8
    Ken_8 Member Posts: 1,640
    Got yourself some

    really fine "weed" again eh?

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  • Paul Rohrs_2
    Paul Rohrs_2 Member Posts: 171
    Ken

    I guess your response would be an appropriate for some, I would respectfully submit that you don't know me at all.

    Regards,

    PR
  • Mark Eatherton1
    Mark Eatherton1 Member Posts: 2,542
    Yes indeedy...

    I would submit that his comment was completely off base and that he DOESN'T know you...

    Nice prose PR. Maybe you should consider a second career:-)

    ME

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  • Ken_8
    Ken_8 Member Posts: 1,640
    That was a TGIF

    "joke."

    Lighten up a bit - and let's just move on.

    If you don't enjoy my humor, don't read my posts.

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  • DanHolohan
    DanHolohan Member, Moderator, Administrator Posts: 16,601
    I like it!

    Can't wait to see the illustrations.
    Retired and loving it.
  • jackchips_2
    jackchips_2 Member Posts: 1,337
    Dr. Rohrs

    ROARS in the boiler bottle.

  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,883
    I thought it was pretty funny

    and I took it as a joke.

    I think it was meant as a joke.

    Maybe a poke at a joke..

    Maybe a toke with a joke ..

    Maybe, ... ahh I can't do it .... Its Friday lets just laugh

    Scott

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  • Weezbo
    Weezbo Member Posts: 6,232
    I Hate Dr Suzz...

    However that was Great! :)))) and not wishing to disparage you in any way i thought the one liner to your sentence ,by ken to be hanging right in there...
  • kevin_5
    kevin_5 Member Posts: 308
    Hey! I like hot water heat...

    I like it, I love it, it's really neat! I'd like it-love it, in a box, I'd like it- love it with a fox. (sorry gals already got my limit of 1) I'd like it-love it, in the cold
    when you're selling the best it makes you bold. Hey! I like hot water heat. It really really can't be beat.
    etc. etc.
    Paul, I really don't need any encouragement from you, you know I'm kinda teetering on the edge already... Kevin

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  • kevin_5
    kevin_5 Member Posts: 308
    What rhymes with \"green pumps and ------\"?

    Try them, try them, you will see....

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  • Paul Rohrs_2
    Paul Rohrs_2 Member Posts: 171
    More of Dr.Suess......

    I may of overreacted Ken, my apologies.


    Pauls battle with rebuttle

    was belittled with muddle

    his mind is embattled with

    a noodle full of poodles,

    anyone want to battle with a paddle?




    I definitely need help, maybe there is a Dr.Suess Anonymous?

    Regards,

    PR
  • Ken_8
    Ken_8 Member Posts: 1,640
    Paul,

    No apology necessary.

    I meant no harm, and have a somewhat "sub-cultured" cynical form of humor, employing lots of tongue-in-cheek quips as a means to underscore my "hipster from New York" writing form.

    I apologize if I appeared as being serious in any way.

    Having been on The Wall since day one, most know my wierd sense of humor. I believe the well documented, well-studied scientific term for my form of humor is: "smart-****."

    And you're right. I do not know you. But almost everyone here knows me. That neither negates nor validates my twisted sense of humor. It simply means most know not to take much of what I write as "serious."

    Now Mark Eatherton on the other hand, does know me. And for him to jump in as some sort of "arbiter of confirmation" was purely an act of shear pomposity - something we all know Mark has no control over. When his anti-pompous medical treatments end, we'll all be able to return to fun on Fridays.

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  • Wild Bill
    Wild Bill Member Posts: 111
    Great job!!!

    As a resident of the birthplace of Dr. Suess (Mr. Theodore Geisel), my hat is off to your for bringing hydronics to the world of "Green Eggs & Ham!!!
    Nice job.
    Wild Bill
  • GaryDidier
    GaryDidier Member Posts: 229
    Pumps

    Working off our little rumps installing hundreds and hundreds of little green pumps!

    Gary from Granville
  • doug_16
    doug_16 Member Posts: 62
    Perhaps it could be

    pex as in

    Green pumps and pex...

    since the word has to be one syllable
  • jim lockard
    jim lockard Member Posts: 1,059
    Dr Suess taught me

    to read, to count and my colors all in one line.One fish, two fish, Red fish ,Blue fish.
  • David_5
    David_5 Member Posts: 250
    Oh my god

    My kids asked me to read Socks on Fox for two weeks. I had dreams of Bim and Ben, Slow Joe Crow, and beatle battles. Now I come here to relax and can't get away.

    P.S. to amuse myself while reading I would read it as fast as I could.

    My kids favorite line was " I can't blab such blibber blubber, my tongue isn't made of rubber.

    David
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