Today's Funny

Murph'_5

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she
lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook
his head
sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The
duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she
protested. "I mean, you haven't
done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and
returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the
duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck
from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments
later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also
sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches,
shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner,
still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to
tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the
bill would have been only $20........but what with the Lab Report
and the Cat Scan......


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John@Reliable_9

good one murph'

Mark Hunt

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I don't get it.

Mark H

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Weezbo

Thats even fummier than......

the look on the guys faces at the parts house when i told them i had already taken apart my taco pump block:) that was a great joke....hmmmm.... maybe i can use this as i have a cat and a black dog:)mighta been missing out on a whole new source of revenue:) Thanks:)