For the Irish in ye

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The top of the morning to Ye and the rest of the day to Meself.
>
> An Irish priest gets stopped for speeding.
> The officer smells alcohol on the priest's breath and
> then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
> He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
> "Just water," says the priest.
> The officer says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
> The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!!"
>
>
> On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little too much to drink was
> driving home. His car was weaving, so a police officer pulled him over.
> "So," said the officer to the driver, "Where have you been?" "Why, I've
> been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the officer,
"it
> looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all
> right," the drunk says with a smile.
> "Did you know," says the officer, standing straight and folding his arms
> across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of
your
> car?" "Oh, thank heaven," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I
thought
> I'd gone deaf."