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12 Days of No-Heat for Christmas

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Jim Davis
Jim Davis Member Posts: 305
On the first day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
ONE BIRDS NEST IN THE CHIM-A-NEY

On the second day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
TWO DEAD BIRDS NOT SINGING

On the third day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
THREE BURNERS WHISTLING

On the fourth days of no-heat my contractor said to me:
FOUR CHILDREN SNIFFLING

On the fifth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
FIVE THINGS COULD BE WRONG

On the sixth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
SIX EMPTY BOOKS OF MATCHES

On the seventh day o no-heat my contractor said to me:
SEVEN WINDOWS SWEATING

On the eighth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
EIGHT DUCTS DISCONNECTED

On the ninth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
NINE WIRES MELTED

On the tenth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
TEN PARTS HAVE NOW BEEN REPLACED

On the eleventh day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
ELEVEN CALLS TO VENDORS

On the twelfth day of no-heat my contractor said to me:
TWELVE GUESSES HAVEN'T FIXED A THING

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  • Tony_8
    Tony_8 Member Posts: 608
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    Very cute

  • Murph'_4
    Murph'_4 Member Posts: 209
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    Too bad....

    He does not sell Equipment for many many moons now!! Sit back and learn some !!



    Murph'



    (You might have missed your calling)
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