joke

GaryDidier

A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer. He said out loud,
"Lord,
grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
Lord
said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will
grant you one wish"

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over
anytime I
want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I
can
do it, but your desire for worldly things offends me. Take a
little
more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor
and
glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
I
wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent
treatment,
why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can
make a
woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"

[Deleted User]

a good laugh is

good medicine-thanks

lchmb

LOL

have to feel the love of that joke on valentine day..good one..:) don't let your other half see it..LOL

Kal Row

on good joke. deserves....

> A store that sells husbands has just opened in
> a top-secret location where women may go to
> choose a husband from among many men.
> The store comprises 6 floors, and the men
> increase in positive attributes as the shopper
> ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.
> As you open the door to any floor you may choose
> a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
> you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
>
> So a woman goes to the shopping center to find
> a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
> reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The
> woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
> that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
> what's further up?" So up she goes.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
> have jobs and love, kids. The woman remarks to
> herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
> up?" And up she goes again.
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
> have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
> "Hmmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's
> upstairs?"
> The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
> and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims
> the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
> more further up!" And again she heads up another
> flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
> jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
> with the housework and have a strong romantic
> streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must
> be awaiting me further on?"
>
> So up to the sixth floor she goes.
> The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
> 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
>