Having a Bad day? This works everytime.....

Terry St.James_2

When you have a "I hate my job(or my life) day try this: On your way home from work,stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home,open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the table so it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in samll print there is a statement.
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".
Now close your eyes and repeat five times: I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company.
Have a nice day folks and remember,there is always someone with a worse job then yours....

John@Reliable_5

Some of my..............

bad days feel like that's what is happening to me anyway!John@Reliable

Jerry Boulanger_2

Reminds me of the doctor...

who went to his shirt pocket for his pen, pulled out a rectal thermometer, and exclaimed 'Some ***hole's got my pen!'

Uni R

There's an old joke...

Q What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?


A The taste.


Yeah yeah it's bad... L

ScottMP

Hahahah

Thats great ..... but I don't want to know how you found that :0

Scott

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