The Story of the Bostonian

chuck shaw

A Bostonian dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Bostonian is happily swinging his hammer and whistiling a happy tune. The walks up to him and says, "I dont understand this, Ive turned the heat way up, it's humid, you are crushing rocks, why are you so happy?" The Bostonian with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great, it reminds me of August in Boston. Hot, humid, a good place to work, it reminds me of home.

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Bostonian's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain, and add torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees, rain blowing in his eyes, the Bostonian is happily slogging throught the mud, pushing a wheelbaroow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy is such conditions. The Bostonian, replies, "This is great! Just like April in Boston. It remids of working in the yard, doing spring planting"

The devil is now completly baffeled but more determined to make the Bostonian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the Bostonian unhappy the devil check in on him. He is again aghast at what he sees. The Bostonian is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledge hammer as he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy? Dont you know it is 40 below zero!?" Screams the devil. Jumping up and down, the Bostonian throws a snowball at the devil and yellss, "Hell is frozen over!!! This means the Red Sox won the world series!!"

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Unknown

Thanks, Chuck

I started my day with a smile.

Of course, they are still in it this year.

That's because it isn't October yet.

Noel

scrook

But...

LAst time I looked they're playing their first divisional playoff game next Wednesday OCTOBER 1st at 7:05 PM PDT (10:05 EDT), so the fact that it isn't Oct. yet has nothing to do with anything. It should be pointed out too the Cubbies are also going to be playing in Oct. On a final note, how about the Tiger's pulling out a win yesterday, and heading that way today to avoid the dreaded 120 losses,even if they'd still have a better win-loss percentage.

pjb_2

Good one Chuck.

Those Bruins are looking pretty sloppy too.

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Tony_8

I thought

That guy was a Bills fan...

ScottMP

Ahhh

Don't forget the Bambino .... he's still with us.

Buckner

Buckner

Buckner

Bucky Dent

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