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Mark Hunt
Mark Hunt Member Posts: 4,909
in THE MAIN WALL
GREAT ONE SCOTT!!!!!!

Happy New Year!!!

Mark H

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  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884
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    A few rules for tonight



    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
    warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
    are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
    Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your **** kicked.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
    morning and see something really scary.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
    invisible or worse bulletproof.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
    time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    Have fun





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  • Mark Hunt
    Mark Hunt Member Posts: 4,909
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    There's gonna' be some drinkin'!!!!!!!!

    > Due to increasing products liability

    > litigation, American liquor manufacturers have

    > accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following

    > warning labels be placed immediately on all

    > varieties of alcohol containers:

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you

    > think you are whispering

    > when you are not.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major

    > factor in dancing like a retard.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you

    > to tell your friends over

    > and over again that you love them.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you

    > to think you can sing.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you

    > to believe that ex-lovers

    > are really dying for you to telephone them at

    > four in the morning.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you

    > think you can logically

    > converse with members of the opposite sex without

    > spitting.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you

    > think you have mystical

    > Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ****

    > kicked.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you

    > to roll over in the

    > morning and see something really scary.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create

    > the illusion that you are

    > tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than

    > most people.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you

    > to believe you are

    > invisible or worse bulletproof.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you

    > to think people are

    > laughing WITH you.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a

    > disturbance in the

    > time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may

    > seem to literally disappear.

    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause

    > pregnancy.

    > Have fun

    >

    >

    >

    >

    >

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  • heatboy
    heatboy Member Posts: 1,468
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    Sounds like..........

    personal experience? ;-) Happy New Year, Scott.

    Warm Regards,

    hb

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    "Expert in Silent Warmth" ™

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  • J.C.A.
    J.C.A. Member Posts: 349
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    Yet....

    another party animal heard from !(I understand he beat me to sleep !)

    Happy new year ! Chris
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