X-MAS Recipe for all

ScottMP

CHRISTMAS CAKE

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the rum to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the rum again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Repeat .

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Captain
Morgan's is shtill OK.


Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
giveshz a ****.

Check the rum.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the rum and kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

I Guess I will be the first to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all all of you. I thought this before but after meeting so many of you a Wetstock this fall, I know it now. " The Best and the Brightest come to the wall "

I wish everyone of you a properus and Healthy new year. You deserve nothing less than the Very Best.

Stand tall in you work boots. Smile at the world. You have friends, and that makes you the wealthyest person in the world.

Carpe Diem.

That is my present to you all.

Scott " Santa " Milne

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