Scott, a dog for you!

hot_rod

I saw this in near by Arkansas

"Talking Dog for Sale."
I rang the bell and the owner tells me the dog is in the backyard. I go into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" I asked.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty
young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings

there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired."
amazed I ask the owner what he wants for the
dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's just a big fat liar. He didn't do any of that
crap."






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Jackchips

Haven't

laughed this loud to myself in a long time.

ScottMP

HR

Thanks that was great.

My experience is that most dogs do not lie.

Now the owners ......


Scott

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munchkin-man

Liked it (Laughing)