hey fluffy

ed wallace

meet your master today at wet stock must say you have him well trained he was very professional acting all day long can you train my wife to be like timmie ?

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Gary Fereday

ED,

do not stick out your neck so unexposed! bigugh

ed wallace

im only in trouble if she sees my post so far she hasnot visited the wall

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Paul Cooke

Yo, ed

No, I can't train your wife to be like Timmie. You've got to understand that it's really difficult to teach an old human a new trick. I do have a friend named Lassie...you might check with her...She was Timmie's dog when he was a kid and she might be able to help you.

Speaking of wives, that reminds me of a story:

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly
along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died." Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."

Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?"

To which the man replied, "Get in line."

wethead widow

what is it worth to you ...

for me not to find and tell her????

I understand that the hotel they are in has been invaded by a huge group of cheerleaders..

J.C.A.

W.W.

Are you trying to start WW3 ? The cheerleaders were 12-14 YOA. However , the wedding party down the hall.....HUBBA-HUBBA ! OOPS , did I say that ?

Unknown

Fluffy is exhausted

from watching the Wall for three days. She is asleep under my desk.

Paul Cooke

What you didn't know, Timmie

Yes, I am tired. It was a long weekend and I'm glad you're finally home.

You are probably wondering how this post is getting up on the Wall. Remember when you had that small chip stuck under my skin so that you could find me if I ever got lost? While I was at the vet I convinced the doc to also implant a nearly microscopic laptop. I can appear to be quietly sleeping but I'm actually surfing the net.

This will be my last post for a while, though. Just got the bill for the DSL and I think I'll let the service lapse for a time...too expensive.

But, please don't despair. Remember that any time you need me here, just call out my name. My ears are incredible.

And so I will leave you with the thought for the day courtesy of Groucho Marx:

"Outside of a dog a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog it's too dark to read." (Unless you have a laptop.)

-Fluffy, the WonderDog

ed wallace

wow

go ahead tell her she knows im faithful

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