Friday Joke...Women's Revenge

PJO

This was sent to me because this woman told me I send out too many jokes against women. So here it is Wallies...


Men-Bashing Inc.

1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? .......
> Because they are plugged into a genius.

2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? .......
> They don't have enough time.

3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? .......
> They don't stop to ask directions.

4.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? .......
> Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

5.WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS? .......
> Because they don't have penises to put them in.

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? ........
> They're intended for children, but men usually play with them.

7.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?…….
> Because their balls fall over their a**holes and cause vapor lock.
…(You're laughing, aren't you?)

8.WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE? ........
> It is sex with someone they love.

> 9.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?.........
> So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

10.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? ........
> You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

11.WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?........
> So he can tell if he's coming or going.

12.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? .........
> It's hasn't happened yet.


Have a great weekend. Take Care, PJO.