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Contracting Dictionary - don
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Contractor:A gambler who never gets to shuffle,cut or deal.
Bid Opening: Apoker game in which the losing hands wins.
BID:A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
LOW BIDDER:A contactor who is wondering what he left out of his bid.
Engineers Estimate:The cost of construction in heaven.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method:Amanagement technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
OSHA: A protective coating made by Half-baking a mixture of fine print,red tape,Split hairs and baloney-usually applied at random with a shotgun.
Strike: An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.
Bid Opening: Apoker game in which the losing hands wins.
BID:A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
LOW BIDDER:A contactor who is wondering what he left out of his bid.
Engineers Estimate:The cost of construction in heaven.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method:Amanagement technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
OSHA: A protective coating made by Half-baking a mixture of fine print,red tape,Split hairs and baloney-usually applied at random with a shotgun.
Strike: An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.
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How TRUE it IS!!!!! DON
Very funny sad, but True. Mad Dog
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