Heating Jokes

Pipestretcher

Curious about your best jokes:

My landlord said we need to talk about the heating bill because it's too high. I said my door is always open.

neilc

Pipestretcher said:

My landlord said we need to talk about the heating bill because it's too high. I said my door is always open.

yeah, you already win

EdTheHeaterMan

Some of my favorite one liners.

After a heating repair is completed and the customer wants to keep talking... "I hate to heat and run but other people are cold"

Oil odor from a small spill.
Cust: How do I get rid of that oil smell?
Me: Get a spray bottle and fill it with vinegar. Spray the vinegar on the oil odor area. Vinegar will cut the oil odor.
Cust: That interesting, I'll try that.
Me: Then add a clove of garlic and it will smell like a Caesar Salad

WMno57

EdTheHeaterMan said:

Oil odor from a small spill.

I love the smell of traditional (fossil) fuels in the morning. It smells like the worlds highest standard of living and modern life. As opposed to medieval life in the dark ages. I can only imagine what that smelled like.

WMno57

Salesman: It's so much more energy efficient. You will save a lot of money.
WMno57: But the payback period is longer than the equipment lifespan. Show me the math.
Salesman: I flunked math, that's why I'm in sales.