enginer jokes

Big Will

Arguing with an Engineer


Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a few hours, you realize that he likes it.



Just look they get better

bob young

WHERE IS BRAD WHITE WHEN YOU NEED HIM !!

David L. Taylor

I'll bet an Engineer kud spell Engineer

I dun be a gussin' you doesnt be an injuneer ifin; you kant cant be a speillin it. yuse 15 minutres a fame is up ckowboyz u kant spel. ****

Josh_10

Two Engineers agree to paint a flag pole. Of course they need to know how tall it is so they can purchase the paint. One shimmies up the pole with a tape measure and falls after reaching about half way. While trying to figure out how they can possibly measure the pole along comes a Hydronic Designer. After asking what they're doing he replies, "that s easy". He then reaches around the pole and pulls it out of the ground and lays it down. "There you go", he said as he walked away. The two Engineers look at each other and one said "that stupid guy will never get anywhere, we don't need to know how wide it is, just how tall".

Steamhead (in transit)

Sounds like

someone tweaked a Jeff Foxworthy joke.....

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nicholas bonham-carter

the trolls and the engineer

two trolls walk into an engineer's office............................................................................................................................they buy the place!--nbc

Josh_10

It probably is..

Roland_18

Engineer Jokes

Normal People vs. Engineers

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Jed_2

Or maybe

Normal People vs. Engineers

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough "moving parts" yet.

Jed

mel rowe

A beautiful, nude young lady was positioned against one wall of a room. On the other side were an Engineer and a technician. The rule was that they could only advance half way every hour. The Engineer decided that theoretically he could never get all the way there. The technician decided that he could get "close enough".

ttekushan_3

I found this

in my dad's old office desk:

bob young

THAT IS GREAT. THANKS

Mitch_4

the

optomist sees the glass 1/2 full, the pessimist 1/2 empty..

the engineer..the glass is 2x bigger than required..

(technicans dump the water, and fills it with beer)

pipedope

engineer joke

How do you know if you are speaking to an extroverted engineer?

While speaking, he stares at your shoes instead of his own.

Awful, I know...

rich pickering

engineer joke

What do engineers use for birth control?
Their personalities!

Heather_5

I love..

this one...reminds me of that one failed blind date w/the commercial engineer....2 hours of him talking about him...then asking if i could come up with even 1 reason not to go back to his place.

..i had about 20...