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Big Will
Big Will Member Posts: 396
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Arguing with an Engineer


Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a few hours, you realize that he likes it.



Just look they get better

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  • bob young
    bob young Member Posts: 2,177
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    WHERE IS BRAD WHITE WHEN YOU NEED HIM !!
  • David L. Taylor
    David L. Taylor Member Posts: 20
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    I'll bet an Engineer kud spell Engineer

    I dun be a gussin' you doesnt be an injuneer ifin; you kant cant be a speillin it. yuse 15 minutres a fame is up ckowboyz u kant spel. ****
  • Josh_10
    Josh_10 Member Posts: 787
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    Two Engineers agree to paint a flag pole. Of course they need to know how tall it is so they can purchase the paint. One shimmies up the pole with a tape measure and falls after reaching about half way. While trying to figure out how they can possibly measure the pole along comes a Hydronic Designer. After asking what they're doing he replies, "that s easy". He then reaches around the pole and pulls it out of the ground and lays it down. "There you go", he said as he walked away. The two Engineers look at each other and one said "that stupid guy will never get anywhere, we don't need to know how wide it is, just how tall".
  • Steamhead (in transit)
    Steamhead (in transit) Member Posts: 6,688
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    Sounds like

    someone tweaked a Jeff Foxworthy joke.....

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  • nicholas bonham-carter
    nicholas bonham-carter Member Posts: 8,576
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    the trolls and the engineer

    two trolls walk into an engineer's office............................................................................................................................they buy the place!--nbc
  • Josh_10
    Josh_10 Member Posts: 787
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    It probably is..
  • Roland_18
    Roland_18 Member Posts: 147
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    Engineer Jokes

    Normal People vs. Engineers

    Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.





  • Jed_2
    Jed_2 Member Posts: 781
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    Or maybe

    Normal People vs. Engineers

    Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough "moving parts" yet.

    Jed

  • mel rowe
    mel rowe Member Posts: 324
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    A beautiful, nude young lady was positioned against one wall of a room. On the other side were an Engineer and a technician. The rule was that they could only advance half way every hour. The Engineer decided that theoretically he could never get all the way there. The technician decided that he could get "close enough".
  • ttekushan_3
    ttekushan_3 Member Posts: 958
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    I found this

    in my dad's old office desk:
    terry
  • bob young
    bob young Member Posts: 2,177
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    THAT IS GREAT. THANKS
  • Mitch_4
    Mitch_4 Member Posts: 955
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    the

    optomist sees the glass 1/2 full, the pessimist 1/2 empty..

    the engineer..the glass is 2x bigger than required..

    (technicans dump the water, and fills it with beer)
  • pipedope
    pipedope Member Posts: 1
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    engineer joke

    How do you know if you are speaking to an extroverted engineer?

    While speaking, he stares at your shoes instead of his own.

    Awful, I know...
  • rich pickering
    rich pickering Member Posts: 277
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    engineer joke

    What do engineers use for birth control?
    Their personalities!
  • Heather_5
    Heather_5 Member Posts: 39
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    I love..

    this one...reminds me of that one failed blind date w/the commercial engineer....2 hours of him talking about him...then asking if i could come up with even 1 reason not to go back to his place.

    ..i had about 20...
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