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Jim Bennett
Jim Bennett Member Posts: 607
Nanook a No No

Don't be a naughty Eskimo

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  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Favorite Zappa

    Songs: The Muffin Man, Willie The Pimp, Cosmic Debris, Stink Foot, Bobby Brown, Uncle Remus, Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (entire suite)

    Albums: Overnight Sensation, Hot Rats, Bongo Fury, One Size Fits All, Joe's Garage, Shut Up And Play Yer Guitar

    Solos: Black Napkins, Stevie's Spanking

    Concert: Zoot Allures Tour, Syracuse, NY
  • Darin Cook_5
    Darin Cook_5 Member Posts: 298
    He used to cut my grass - He was a very nice boy

    I believe that Dweezil was coming to the Egg and playing his pop's tunes this month!





    Darin

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  • J.C.A._3
    J.C.A._3 Member Posts: 2,980
    One of the greats!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_DxT2UOyo

    Enjoy. (Not for the weak of heart....or other private parts!)

    Happy happy Scott. JCA
  • mtfallsmikey
    mtfallsmikey Member Posts: 765
    I'm

    Movin' to Montana soon...just heard Dinah Moe Humm on Sirius on the way in a while ago...
  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,883
    Don't you boys know any nice songs !

    I'm calling the Police.

    I was thirteen when I heard My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama. A fan ever since.

    Scott

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  • Dave Larsen_11
    Dave Larsen_11 Member Posts: 39
    best album

    Sheik Yerbootie is my favorite
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    We did it till we were un-concho

    (is that a real poncho...i mean
    Is that a mexican poncho
    Or is that a sears poncho?
    Hmmm...no foolin ...)
  • John Barba_6
    John Barba_6 Member Posts: 55
    Personal favorite...

    Live at the Roxy --

    Penguin in Bondage, Cheepnis, Son of Orange County...a great live album!
  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,883
    Is that a

    Zircon encrusted tweezer in your hand ?

    Here let me sterilize it, give me your lighter.

    One size feets all is the best.

    Chesters Gorilla.

    PS: Eveylen a modified dog. Viewed the fringe of a special dollie, drapped across the piano with some suprise.

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  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Will that redeem us, Uncle Remus?

    I can't wait till my Fro is full-grown
    I'll just throw 'way my Doo-Rag at home
    I'll take a drive to BEVERLY HILLS
    Just before dawn
    An' knock the little jockeys
    Off the rich people's lawn
    An' before they get up
    I'll be gone, I'll be gone
  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,883
    We look pretty sharp in these clothes

    Unless we get sprayed with a hose..

    I LOVE FRANK .... There I said it.

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  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Scott, this could go on forever

    It ain't bad in the day

    If they squirt it your way

    'Cept in the winter, when it's froze

    An' it's hard if it hits

    On yer nose

    On yer nose
  • Jim Bennett
    Jim Bennett Member Posts: 607
    Great Googily Moogily

    "He delighted as it stiffened, and ripped right through his sock!"

    This Could go on all night.

    I'm breakin' out the albums!

    Jim

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  • Rob Blair
    Rob Blair Member Posts: 227


    Like I tell my wife, "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'!", and "Who wants to ride on an ironing board!".

    Rob
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Girl you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin

    The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
    Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
    Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
    Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
    He turns to us and speaks:

    Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
    Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
    Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
    Later he says:

    Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
    There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
    Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didnt know nuthin

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he only was a-puffin
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin

    Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
    Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke
    On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank
    You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
    Austin, texas, where ever you are.
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