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Favorite Movie quotes and lines

Kevin_54 Member Posts: 30
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"-A Bronx Tale


  • Steven Gronski
    Steven Gronski Member Posts: 98
    Here are my top 10

    1."There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. PULP FICTION

    2."All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody." SCARFACE

    3."I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill" FULL METAL JACKET

    4."Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." ANIMAL HOUSE

    5."What we've got here is a failure to communicate." COOL HAND LUKE

    6. "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." GOD FATHER

    7."I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" DIRTY HARRY

    8."I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." GOD FATHER

    9.They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars! ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST

    10.I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. APOCALYPSE NOW

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  • Can`t think of

    10 right now Steve,,but here`s one, "HOO-WAH"--SCENT OF A WOMAN.

  • Quotes

    "Badges,,we don`t need no stinking badges!"
    Treasure Of The Sierra Madre.

    After Schwarzenegger shoots sexy Sharon Stone (his so called wife), he looks at her body and says "consider that a divorce".
    Total Recall

  • Pinball
    Pinball Member Posts: 249

    Stop Or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!!

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    I shall F*rt in your gen er al di rection!

    the frenchman in Monty Python's Holy Grail
  • Ted_9
    Ted_9 Member Posts: 1,718

    "Do or do not, there is no try" Yoda- Star Wars- A New Hope

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  • Steamhead (in transit)
    Steamhead (in transit) Member Posts: 6,688
    My favorite

    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn".

    ............Clark Gable as Rhett Butler, at the end of "Gone with the Wind".

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  • kvn
    kvn Member Posts: 2

    Hey the Pizza DUDE is here! Spicole (Fast times at Ridgemont High)

    Your brain is nothing but barley, hops, and bong residue.
    (Tommy Boy)

    If the conduct of your officers is a measure of a gentleman, I will take that as a compliment.
    (The Patriot)

    I will be the first one to step onto the battle field, and the last on to step off. (We were brothers)

    Aint nothin better than a piece of P!@#@, except maybe the Indy 500. (Platoon)

    Your Delta Capa Fi?name is Flounder. (Animal House)


  • John Barba_3
    John Barba_3 Member Posts: 30

    "You can put a cat in an oven but that don't make it no biscuit." ...from "White Men Can't Jump."
  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,404
    Naked Gun

    Frank Drebber "that's an intersting look on your dog's face"

    Woman "that's not his FACE"

    Frank "then I guess he didn't enjoy the treat I just gave him"

  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884
    Naked Gun

    " There's only one reason someone would do this "

    " Sex Bob ? "

    " Uh, no thanks, not right now "

    But my favorite, from Raising Arizona ..

    " It seems my wifes inside were a barren shore where my seed could find no purchace ! "


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  • Wayco Wayne_2
    Wayco Wayne_2 Member Posts: 2,479
    Blazing Saddles

    When Mongo comes to town. "Should I shoot him?" "Naw, that would only make him mad." WW

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  • Tony_23
    Tony_23 Member Posts: 1,033
    Too Many

    Too many to count, and some are already here.

    John Wayne:"Fill your hand you S-O-B"
    Clint Eastwood:"A man's got to know his limitations"
    "It's Alive !" from Young Frankenstein.
    "A Jose Canseco bat, tell me, you didn't pay money for this ?" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    "What a hole" and "That's the sound of a toolbox falling down the stairs" both from Home Alone 2.

    Usually, something triggers a memory and out it comes, I can't just pull them up at will. With the right "partner" and a good night's sleep I can go on all day :) Makes work real fun since my right-hand is the same way and most people just listen and never know what's next :)
  • Al Corelli
    Al Corelli Member Posts: 454

    What Knockers!


    What Hump?

    ---Young Frankenstein
  • Kal Row
    Kal Row Member Posts: 1,520
    from love at first bite...

    dacula leving home being bood by the local's... with tick balkan acent exclaims,
    "you can boo me now, but when i am gone, transilvainia will be as exciting as bucharest on a monday night!!!"
  • Uni R_2
    Uni R_2 Member Posts: 589
    From the Sci-Fi's

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

    Rutger Hauer's dying words as an android in BladeRunner.

    ----- ----- ----- ----- -----

    "Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form."

    Robert De Niro playing an HVAC engineer in "Brazil".

    2nd place in Brazil goes to a guard giving some friendly advice to the lead character prior to whay will be a tortuous interrogation.

    "Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating."

    I think Brazil is one of the few movies ever where an HVAC guru is one of the main characters!
  • Joannie_12
    Joannie_12 Member Posts: 42
    Some of My Favorites

    "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bob Hope tap-danced with Danny F**in' KAYE!" - Clark from Christmas Vacation

    "Arugula...it's a veg-a-ta-ble." - "Todd" from My Blue Heaven

    "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams." - Willy Wonka

    "She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig." - Best in Show

    "I play it in D-minor. It's the saddest of all keys." - Nigel from Spinal Tap
  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson Member Posts: 174

    Gene Hackman: "You just shot an unarmed man!"
    Clint Eastwood: "Maybe he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his place of business with my dead friend" or words to that effect.

    or Dr. Strangelove:

    Peter Sellers: "You can't fight in here--this is the war room!"
  • Wayco Wayne_2
    Wayco Wayne_2 Member Posts: 2,479
    Unforgiven was great

    I remember Gene Hackmans last line in the movie. You can't shoot me... I'm building a house!
    Outlaw Josey Wales, "You a Bounty Hunter? Well, a mans got to do something for a living. Dying aint much of a living, boy."
    Another Blazing Saddles, "candygram for Mr Mongo, Candygram for Mr Mongo!" WW

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  • Will_5
    Will_5 Member Posts: 85
    How can you of all people .........

    ... do not have something from officer Bimbo.

    " This s***'s wayyyy out a line "
  • Super Drain
    Super Drain Member Posts: 15

    "Noboby steps on a church in my town"-Bill Murry
  • Super Drain
    Super Drain Member Posts: 15
    movie quotes

    "Noboby steps on a church in my town"-Bill Murry, Ghostbusters
  • Ted_5
    Ted_5 Member Posts: 272
    great subject

    Surley you must be joking-----no I'm not and please don't call me Shirly!


  • jim s_2
    jim s_2 Member Posts: 113

    7 Years of college down the drain.-John Belushi-Animal house.

    If we aint outta here in ten minutes we won`t need no rocket to fly through space-Yaphet Kotto in Alien.

    Just about anything by R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.
  • singh
    singh Member Posts: 866

    "Luke.... I'm your father..." (Star Wars)

    "Two weeks! " the standard response given by the plumbing contractor when Tom Hanks in the Money Pit aks how long it was going to take to re-pipe his house, as he drives away in his Ferrrai with opera blasting on the radio.

    "If I was half the man I used to be, I'd put a flame thrower to this place. Hoorah!! Al Pacino- Scent of a woman

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  • john_83
    john_83 Member Posts: 76
    A few good men

    Jack Nicholson...."You want the truth??You can't handle the truth!!!!!
  • Mad Dog_2
    Mad Dog_2 Member Posts: 6,965
    Tom Cruise in TAPS:

    The final Scenes as Sean Penn & Timothy Hutton "attempt"
    to talk some sense in to "Sean." .who's .perfectly-positioned in an eagles' .nest .with a .50 .Cal.................
    AIN'T it BEAUTIFUL...MAN!!!!" Sorry, but I LOVE That scene. Mad Dog

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  • Mad Dog_2
    Mad Dog_2 Member Posts: 6,965
    Peter Sellers Pink Panther

    "I thoughts you sed...you doug...didn't bite!" That is NOT MY dog! Mad Dog

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  • Larry C_3
    Larry C_3 Member Posts: 4
    Hotdog the movie

    Gratuitous sex and kick **** skiing. What more could a guy ask for?

    Spoken with a strong asian accent, "What the f#&k is a Chinese downhill?"
  • John Barba
    John Barba Member Posts: 166
    From Dean Vernon Wermer...

    "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

    And from Caddyshack --

    "...and you know, I'm no slouch myself."

    "Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
  • xwray_2
    xwray_2 Member Posts: 3
    Will Smith in Independence Day

    After beating on the alien:

    "Now that's what I call a close encounter"
  • Al Corelli_2
    Al Corelli_2 Member Posts: 395
    Animal house

    "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"

    "Can we dance wif yo dates?"

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  • Dave_4
    Dave_4 Member Posts: 1,405

    Don't ever touch a black man's radio!

    -Chris Tucker to Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
  • Pat K
    Pat K Member Posts: 88

    There' NO Way, No Way, you could come from my loins.
    The first thing I'M gonna do when we get home is
    punch your moma in the mouth.

    Jackie Gleason- Smokey and the Bandit.

    You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?
    Clint Eastwood-Outlaw Joesy Whales

    We might as well be playing pick up sticks with our but cheeks.
    From planes trains and automobiles.

    I aim to missbehave- Mal in Serenity

    I got a bug in my mouth. River in Serenity.

    Here's a stick to beat the lovely lady with-The Quiet Man.

    Actualy most of the lines in the Quiet Man. :)

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  • Bob_41
    Bob_41 Member Posts: 28
    more from from Caddie Shack....

    "The world needs ditch diggers, too..."

    "big hitter the Lama..."

    "So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

    "A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

    "Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

  • ScottMP
    ScottMP Member Posts: 5,884
    and more

    " that must be tea... "

    "You can play eighteen holes and then go home and get stoned to bejeesus .. "

    " You got a pool at your house ... Pool, pool and a pond, pond would be good for you "

    " Don't mind these wires thats just Doctors orders .. "

    " Ten bucks says he eats it "

    I nominate Caddy Shack as the official movie of The Wall.


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  • Kevin_54
    Kevin_54 Member Posts: 30
    Rasing Arizona

    " I'll take these huggies and all the cash in the register."
  • Kevin_54
    Kevin_54 Member Posts: 30
    Forrest Gump

    "Lieutenant Dan, she tasted like cigarettes"
  • Darin Cook_5
    Darin Cook_5 Member Posts: 298
    More Clint

    Just when I get to takin a liking to someone they ain't around long - Josey Wales

    I notice when you get to takin a disliking to someone they ain't around long neither - Chief

    That was an AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you. So remember it! Gunnery Sgt Tom Highway

  • Dave_4
    Dave_4 Member Posts: 1,405
    Speaking of ak-47...

    AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfu**er in the room, accept no substitutes.

    -Samuel Jackson in "Jackie Brown"
    (does this guy get the best one-liners since Clint Eastwood, or what?)
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