Tragic office accident...

Edward A. (Ed) Carery

Dear Mr. Eatherton,

This correspondence is to inform you that I have been hired by Louie, to represent him in this unfortunate (and avoidable) accident.

My client Louie informs me that you created an obviously dangerous work environment for him, by placing that desk in his path.

He has suffered mental anguish, physical hardship, and he obviously is not able to relax and rest well. //////

Please excuse the pause as my nose just grew slightly when I typed that last statement.

Anyway, Louie informs me that he is willing to accept a settlement offer from you, of 50 lbs of Omaha Steaks, and two weeks off, (with pay of course) to compensate him for his pain and suffering.

Please forward the steaks to our office, so we may take our 50%, and give what’s his name, oh yea Louie, the rest.

Sincerely

Hugh Handlebuck Esq.

Dewie, Scammem & Howe, NTPC

a (Not Too) Professional Corporation.

I can be contacted by e-mail at bloodsucker@DSHLAW.com

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Poor Louie....

Was running through the office and SCREEEEEECH, crashed, right into the corner of my desk.

The attending officer said it appeared as though he had his seat belt on, but the impact of the crash was so hard it BROKE the seat belt. Officers suspected drugs and alcohol may have been the cause...

ME

bobbyg_2

now thats funny. I don't care who you are...........
thanks for the laugh.

Brad White_9

Memo to Mark:

The dog is 'intact'. Now is the time to do something about it.

DanHolohan

I'd stick

a long-neck in his mouth and take another photo.

Jim_65

ME

Do you think we should help him up or keep stepping over him?

Poor lil' guy has been like that all morning...:)

Simply Rad_2

The dog days of summer!

What about exposing himself in public like that-spread eagle. Hopefully he did NOT have gas! The wonderful life of a dog-man's best friend. He looks hot better take him to swim.
Jeffrey

Unknown

Thanks Mark

That's the first out loud laugh I had in a while . How you been ? I haven't seen you on here lately .

Shaun Anderson

Thats funny stuff !!!!

Hows daddy Frenchy doin ? Tell Courtney I said, Whatzz up !! , and we miss her at the " Rock ".

Shaun

jackchips_2

If that

is what they meant by "dog day afternoon" we could all use a few like that.

Jack

Jim_65

Shaun

Daddy Frenchy is doin very well. Thank you for asking.

I will relay your comments to Courtney. Believe me I have had numerous people tell me that they miss her at the "Rock" too. She really enjoyed her time there and misses the people that she had developed relationships with over the years.

It is always nice to hear from you. Take care.

John Ruhnke

The floor must have radiant heat..........

For him to be laying there so comfortablely

JR

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Jim_65

Louie

Sounds like Louie!

BTW his owner is vegetarian... :-) HAH!

Guy_6

Dawgs

HAve you ever considered that as WE are out working, our dogs are usually at home, cool (or warm) and comfortable. I have a yellow lab who, I believe by now has a handle on the TV remote. Animal Planet always seems to be the last channel watched.....
Exactly WHO is in charge here???

Gene_3

ohh yeah

on several occasions I have said to my dogs " look, this is BS, tomorrow you guys go to work and I'm staying home!!"

try it with your dogs

they look back at you as if to say " yeah right, bite me" or " you humans are hysterical, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA"