Major Plumbing Job

singh

Doing better today.
Believe me, I would have rather liked to been at Siggys class.


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singh

I had surgery

yesterday, and today I'm resting. It was a VASECTOMY.
Now that some of you are squirming in your seats, I will tell you it was not too bad.
Actually, I don't remember a thing, I asked to be sedated, the butcher gave me a shot of valium asked me how was the plumbing biz , I said ok, and he said he's busier than ever himself also. Light's out. I woke up what seemed like two minutes later, but it was more like 1/2 hour, all done. It was like nothing happened, no pain, and I was feeling real, real good, I could get used to that valium.

Two hours later,drugs wore off, and oh man I was in pain, I going to keep it clean, but it felt like, well use you your imagination.
Not too bad today,feels like I have a grapefruit hangin 'tween the legs, I have to keep it easy for a week, but thats ok, going to training and seminars this week anyway.

As for why, we went for a vasectomy. I'm 36 and my family voted 12 to 1 in favor for the procedure.


Redneck Vasectomy ( No offense intended)

After having their 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a lighted cherry bomb in a can and holding it next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.



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singh

I had surgery

yesterday, and today I'm resting. It was a VASECTOMY.
Now that some of you are squirming in your seats, I will tell you it was not too bad.
Actually, I don't remember a thing, I asked to be sedated, the butcher gave me a shot of valium asked me how was the plumbing biz , I said ok, and he said he's busier than ever himself also. Light's out. I woke up what seemed like two minutes later, but it was more like 1/2 hour, all done. It was like nothing happened, no pain, and I was feeling real, real good, I could get used to that valium.

Two hours later,drugs wore off, and oh man I was in pain, I going to keep it clean, but it felt like, well use you your imagination.
Not too bad today,feels like I have a grapefruit hangin 'tween the legs, I have to keep it easy for a week, but thats ok, going to training and seminars this week anyway.

As for why, we went for a vasectomy. I'm 36 and my family voted 12 to 1 in favor for the procedure.






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singh

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Redneck Vasectomy ( No offense intended)

After having their 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a lighted cherry bomb in a can and holding it next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand

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singh

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Wife: Honey, having a vasectomy is the most masculine thing a man can do.

Husband: That's what you said about buying the minivan.

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steve gates

Had mine done in 80. I watched.

Jeff Elston

voting

I am guessing you were the lonely vote. Hope you get better soon!!

Jeff Lawrence_24

Two words

Frozen peas.

They help. Apply to the affected parts.

I had mine done on a Friday also. Frozen peas help, as does staying seated. I watched also.

Jeff

[Deleted User]

My experience...

The Doc was late getting to my vasectomy. Seems had had volunteered to help our local zoo work on an orangutang (SP). Seems he was late getting to that surgery too due to road construction. They had drugged the ape prior to his getting there, assuming he would be on time. When he got there, they started the surgery, got the first teste done, were working on the second teste when the ape woke up. Can you imagine the horror of having a 120 pound ape with BIG teeth, constrained on a table, having someone cut into his private parts? The Ape was bearing his teeth, nashing and slashing. The vet said they couldn't give the ape another shot because it would kill him, so they did the second teste with the ape watching... These apes, it seems, have the inate ability to suck their testicles up into their stomach cavity any time they are threatened. He said it took three people to force the teste back down to the point that the could work on it...

I said "I Hope you washed your hands before you started on my surgery...:-)

In all honesty, when the doctors say to take the stairs one step at a time, he means both feet on the same step before proceeding to the next one. I made the mistake of not taking his advice. I woke up about 11: 00 that night, feeling an odd warm sensation in the area of the surgery. I was SOAKED in blood. I got up to go to the bathroom to investigate, and passed out. Hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. Then wife got up, called 911, and the fun began. I convinced the paramedics that I was OK, and they let me be, and I AM OK... other than this urge to hang by one arm and eat bananas all day long...:-)

One other point that I had not taken into consideration. At the time of the big V, I was asked to sign a paper stating that I did not want any additional children, and that was the reason I was getting a vasectomy. Seemed appropriate at that time. Later in life, when I re-married, my new wife had a daughter from a previous engagement. She wanted me to adopt her, and I wanted to adopt her, except during adoption procedures, a letter surfaced that I had signed 20 years earlier stating that I "did not want any more children." I explained that my intention was to not BRING any more children into this world. THey said they were real sorry. but I had signed the letter and that was that. If you are going to sign the letter, I would suggest you modify it to read that you don't want to "bring any more children into the world".

Whooda thunk....

Take it REAL easy Devan, or you may find yourself laying on the floor, looking up at a bunch of paramedics, trying to explain yourself...

ME

kevin coppinger_4

I am Scheduled....

for it in 2 weeks.....hopefully I only miss a few days of work. kpc

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Brad White_60

Do you now Singh Soprano?

I am told that having seen the veterinarian, it will not make a vas deferens in your intimate life

Seriously, and I mean this sincerely: I would not want to be a woman and have to take pills, have an IUD inserted, use a diaphragm or other paraphernalia... you took charge and did what I consider the ultimate act of love and respect.

In a word, it takes, well, eggs, to do that... good for you.

Jerry_15

Good on yah! I did it about 8 years ago at 48 and the vote was four zip. One wasn't out yet, but we got his proxy by sonogram. I just went for the local, no problemo, not even close to my lesser job injuries; less blood too. Tender for a week, but again not even close to what I've worked with many times. And they call women the weaker sex. Go figger. Everything still works great, and often. Less headaches in every respect. The amazing thing to me was that my health provider actually took 3 months to schedule a fifteen minute procedure! Let's see, cost of vasectomy vs. cost of childbirth + health care for wife and children after. Mind numbing stupidity.

Jerry_15

Forgot to mention I wore a tuxedo. Figured if I was gonna be impotent, I might as well look impotent.

Jerry_15

Wow, what a tale; and is there anyplace the legal system can't mess up? On the other hand are you sure you didn't get a testicle transplant? This could be the reason for your success. Have your wife look for orange pubic hairs; a sure sign, and it always works, at least once.

singh

I plan to take it easy all weekend, visit the wall, watch tv and try to get as much sympathy from the wife as I can possibly get.

Q: Hey, what do call a vasectomized Mexican?

A : A dry Martinez.

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Jerry_15

And the immigrant terrorist? A guy with a leaf blower at 8 am on Sunday morning.

m dewolfe

snip snip

Yep, got mine done about six years ago. just take it easy for a couple days and you will be fine. Peas,corn,beans. lots of frozen veggies and dont lift anything heavy for a couple days you will be fine.................well almost .....mark

Darin Cook_2

Devan

It sounds like you should have went to Syracuse to listen to Siggy with me yesterday. It would have been alot less painful. Great class by the way. He really gets you thinking. My walnut is still rattling inside my skull. Walk Easy!!

Darin

[Deleted User]

Eyesectomy...

A procedure whereby they cut the cord between you eye balls and your a-hole so you can get rid of your $H!tty outlook on life:-)

Not directed at anyone in particular:-) Just trying to chime in with a vasectomy ha ha.

ME (formerly kown as well head)

tonypete

20 Nursing students were in with me

The head nurse asked me if a few students could watch my procedure. I said "sure". After I got comfy and the Dr. numbed me (no jokes here guys), the head nurse came in with 20 female students to observe. I really wasn't expecting that many but the doc had me covered up pretty good and frankly I really didn't care much. The Doc told the girls to feel free to ask any questions they had. After a few for the doc, one of the students says "Gee, Mr. Tony, I'll bet this is the biggest group of girls that you've ever had your pants off for."

The Doc was sticking me up by then and didn't even look up. He said "Don't bet on it sister."

toearly_2

I have felt your pain.I skipped the drugs afterwards and went straight for the Cabo Wabo. Worked great.

Try this link to see what you missed

http://www.my-vasectomy.com/

David

Supply House Rick

OUCHHHH!!!!

After 5 kids I had mine done. Next day was brutal. OUCHHHH!!! We are supposed to say it doesn't hurt so others will get it done. Somebody called me a sissy so I hit him with my purse...

Rick

Constantin

Same thing happened to someone I know...

... when he was 17, he had testicular cancer, one nut got removed, worse, he became talk of the hospital.

Every group of residents, nurses, etc. was paraded by to take a look at the post-op. Naturally, just describing the operation wasn't enough, they also had to lift the sheets to probe him in front of the audience.

As distressing as it was to lose a nut at 17 and turning into a circus animal, he has his health, lots of laughs about this these days.

Jerry_15

Funny how some things piss you off more than others. I can handle 20 nurses oggling my balls (if they stand close by), but when I had to go see the required (really bad), video, the **** doctor didn't want to be bothered by walking down to one of the many conference rooms in the giant hospital, so he had a tv video on wheels set up, for 20 guys, right in the lobby of the ob/gyn, across the check in window. I swear to God. When it was mercifully over, and he asked for questions, I raised my hand and asked if he would have done the same thing in the same place for women seeking sterilization, or for anyone needing a specialized medical procedure. All he could do was blink and stutter. I then told him he was a jerk. I wouldn't say I got a round of applause, but some nods and handshakes were plenty. I also requested he not perform my vasectomy, and complained to the health group. Did it do any good? Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.
Thought for the day: If a*****s could fly, there would be no sunlight.

Brad White_9

Jerry-

If ever I find myself in a foxhole under fire, I want you right beside me.

JK_3

Being the victim of a really bad hit and run recently I have had seven procedures done in the last 12 months.I beleive that if I treated my customers the way that these doctors treat thiers I would have been out of bis. a lond time ago.

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Jerry_15

Thanks Brad; I'll take that as a compliment, but if those blood-thirsty Canadians, or leaf-blower wielding Mexicans, ever mount an attack, just whistle. And be sure you dug it big enough for two.