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Ernie
Ernie Member Posts: 94
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Hillary Special

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  • Jeremy Dunitz
    Jeremy Dunitz Member Posts: 27
    Bi-partisan bumper sticker

    The bi-partisan bumper sticker reads "Run Hillary, Run!". Democrats put in on their back bumper, Republicans put it on the front.
  • Wayco Wayne_2
    Wayco Wayne_2 Member Posts: 2,479
    You all

    shouldnt be making fun of our next President. :) WW

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  • Ken_40
    Ken_40 Member Posts: 1,310


  • Ken_40
    Ken_40 Member Posts: 1,310
    This is pressing

    Pun intended.
  • Ken_40
    Ken_40 Member Posts: 1,310
    Whattaya think of this?

  • Supply House Rick
    Supply House Rick Member Posts: 1,399
    Could she do worse

    Than the current administration? What an experienced White House that would be.It's going to be interesting in the next couple of years. The Tabloids are gearing up...

    Rick
  • Jeff Lawrence_25
    Jeff Lawrence_25 Member Posts: 746
    Someone said

    Hillary is Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit.

  • ALH_4
    ALH_4 Member Posts: 1,790
    success

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  • Brad White
    Brad White Member Posts: 2,399
    Or

    every man's ex-wife :)
    "If you do not know the answer, say, "I do not know the answer", and you will be correct!"



    -Ernie White, my Dad
  • Josh M.
    Josh M. Member Posts: 359


    Nailed it Brad. Go Barack O8ama!!!
  • Josh M.
    Josh M. Member Posts: 359


    Lipstick in School

    (You've got to love this principal)

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers.... and then there are educators
  • Wayco Wayne_2
    Wayco Wayne_2 Member Posts: 2,479
    Ewwwww

    I love that story. :) WW

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