\"How does Santa get down OUR chimney daddy?\"

Wayco Wayne_2

seems like my kinda guy. Tim Allens movie in "The Santa Clause" gave him the power to get all flexible and go in really small openings. Although some magic pipe dust might do the trick too. :) WW

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Norbert_2

North Pole resident entering through heating equipment

Ok, my 5 year old, who "helped" with last year's steamer demo and the intallation of the basement heating loop, now wants to know how Santa will get down the flue.(BTW I'm a lowly HO who left the actual boiler install to a licensed plumber.)

My wife told him that I will go down into the basement in the evening after he goes to bed and disconnect the flue so Santa can get in. I agreed that this is what we do, I will rest some tools on the boiler in the evening to give the appearance that I have some work do do.(Maybe Santa will bring me some new tools?)

So what will you tell your childen and grandchildren as to how the man in the red suit gets in?

I also have a 2 year old daughter who watches everything her brother does, she doesn't miss a thing, and a new arrival expected in 3 weeks. I am truly blessed.

Merry Christmas to all!

jim lockard

santa

Not having a chimney, and with the 2" pvc pipe flue being a little rough on Santa, we leave the front door unlocked seems to work just fine. Merry Xmas J.Lockard

J.C.A._3

I heard on the radio this A.M.....

Cheech Marin explain this pretty well. Something about the "magic pixie dust" I believe. It makes him small, and he can get into anyplace.

I'm tawkin bout Santa Clause, the fellow with the hairy jaws.....No, No, No. That will never work.... Merry Christmas. Chris

Tundra

At a family gathering when I was a teenager my dad asked a group of my younger cousins if they knew which direction Santa came from.
Proud to know the answer to such an important question they all answered "from the North Uncle John".
"And of the whole family who lives the furthest North?", Dad asked.
"Why you do Uncle John", came the chorus.
"That means that Santa will come to my house first, doesn't it." Heads nodded. "Well, when Santa comes to my house I'm going to shoot the Reindeer and put them in my freezer".
To this day I am still impressed at how violent a group of small children can be.

Cosmo_3

HA!

I can't stop laughing.... That was too much!!


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Terry_14

If I did that you would read about a murder

With the 3 grand kids in tears I havn't decided who would shoot me first.
My son cause he is only 31 then my 57 year old wife then my Monster In Law 80 a bit slower but deadly on the broom she rides to our house every holiday!

Merry Christmas all
Terry & cindy

Weezbo

*~/:) Well Now........

(You guys must be a little more considerate of Santi )

it is like this kids...Only in special installs can Santa ,delve deep into his special santa tool bucket and come up with his Eatheralizer,This allows the happy soul to eatheralize through walls HOWEVER,Only If,someone has left some thing nice for Santa to eat ....as it tends to take alot out of the guy to do all that,O and dont be thoughtless or inconsiderate as he has to make it back out again

Merry Christmas,

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