Holiday Humor

Weezbo

SAy Mate! How about a plate of Eucalyptus he asks...
so the owner not wanting to put this deciededly new cutomer off dashes out and chops up a nice big plate of Eucalyptus from the plant around back in the garden..

after finishing tthe bear gets up and heads out the door, turns back, reaches into his pouch, pulls out a 45 and shoots the waiter!

"Hey ! Whats up with That?"asks the proprieter.

"I am a koala Bear look it up in the dictionary. Eats Eucalyptus shoots and leaves."

Requerdos a todos Feliz Navidad.

Wayco Wayne_2

There was this guy

who went to the dentist for a check up. The dentist took out his upper plate to inspect it. "Hey this plate is pitted", he said. "Any ideas why?" "Well," the man said. "I love eggs benedict and I have them every morning. I'm afraid the hollandaise sauce is a bit acidic and it may be causing the pitting." No problem said the Dentist, We'll replace it with one made of chrome. How come? said the man. The Dentist replied. "Cuz there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise." (bada bing) Happy Hollandaise everyone. :P WW

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David Sutton_6

Oh boy!!!

Wanye dont you need to wrap some gifts or stuff a stocking or two...LOL

Merry Christmas Wanye... Joke was a good one

Rookie_3

Customers been giving you a little too much eggnog today Wayne? LOL!!!!!!!

Darin Cook_2

I like it!!!

And I love eggs benedict. Keep up your humour and your great work Wayne!!!




Darin

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Good one Wayne...

Threre were three young ropes crossing the desert when they came upon a bar. They were parched and decided that a beer sounded REAL good.

So the first rope walks into the bar and says "Bar keep, gimme a beer"...

Tender walks over, looks the rope right in the eye and sez, "Get outta here kid, we don't serve ropes in here!"

He walks back out and tells his buddys of the rejection. The middle rope tells him he's not aggressive enough, and the HE shall retreive the beers. He walks into the bar and YELLS "BARTENDER, GIVE ME 3 BEERS!!" to which the bartender says "Get outta here kid, we don't serve ropes in here!"

He walks back to his group rejected. The third rope tells them that they need to have a disguise. He contorts his body, twising around and finally messes his hair all up. Walks into the bar, says "Bartender, give me 3 beers..." To which the bartender says "Are you a rope?" and the kid sez, "Nope, I'm frayed knot!"...

Merry Christmas to all my Christain friends, and Happy Holidays to my non Christian friends!


ME

Edward A. (Ed) Carery

Joke

Did you hear the story about the woman who could not tell the difference between KY Jelly,,,, and putty,,,,






All of her windows fell out!





Merry Christmas,

Ed

Brad White_11

Grasshopper

hops into a bar, up onto a barstool.

Bartender looks down and says, "You know- We have a drink named after you!"

"Really?", replied the grasshopper. "A drink named Steve?"

budda-bump.

Merry Christmas to all!

Mark Hunt

Good one!


That one nearly caused me to spray the puter with wine!

Thanks Brad!

Merry Christmas!

Mark H

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