Another Friday funny

S Ebels

They really do work.


10 ways to maintain your level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

6. Don't use any punctuation.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

PS: It is Friday isn't it?

Weezbo

Very Sound advise *~/:)

Nope its Monday:)

when the waiter asks is it for here or to go compliment him on his nimble mind by quickly replying "Why ,Yes it Is!"

When the lady at the check out counter or the young guy bagging groceries asks "Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Be polite and kindly defer with a plesant "no thanks. Just leave it in the container..its a little bit unmanageable in a bag"